hops-scotch
I tried playing hops-scotch with my drinking-buddies, but I was already so tipsy that I kept falling over and thus getting eliminated from the game.
hops-scotch by QuacksO May 9, 2019
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This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore
a reference to an act or attitude deemed to be of low or amateur quality, when in fact a higher caliber action is required.
A reference to an inept character Tommy "Hopscotch" Hopkins from the 1996 crime thriller "Kounterfeit".
A reference to an inept character Tommy "Hopscotch" Hopkins from the 1996 crime thriller "Kounterfeit".
After losing three straight games, Brad was upset and addressed the team during practice telling them, "This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore guys."
This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore by Jimbeau McLoverton March 30, 2011
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Hopscotch
When a guy or girl has their way with a sex partner then moves on to the next.
*Hopscotchin does include protected sex.
If your not using protection your HOTscotchin.
*Hopscotchin does include protected sex.
If your not using protection your HOTscotchin.
Triple-Dick Hopscotch
Can be used to describe something of which nothing is more gay than. Adding more dicks to the hopscotch does not increase the level of gayness, as nothing can be gayer.
After getting hit with a blue shell at the end of the last lap in Mario Kart, the player exclaims: "Fuck! This shit is as gay as triple-dick hopscotch!"
Triple-Dick Hopscotch by Dr.ChocolateMilk February 5, 2010
Portland Hopscotch
This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.
Portland Hopscotch by babysealclubsamich September 7, 2007
honeypot hopscotch
When a male has sex with multiple females who are lying on top of each other, giving each one thrust before moving on to the next.
Man, it was awesome. Emily, Sarah, and Samantha all got drunk last night and let me pull a honeypot hopscotch on them.
honeypot hopscotch by T-Bone 1980 April 21, 2017
dick hopscotch
RANDOM: GURL ZANAYAH WAS JUST WITH KENNY LAST WEEK NOW SHE WITH ANOTHER NIGGA.
ME: THAT BUM BITCH PLAYING DICK HOPSCOTCH.
ME: THAT BUM BITCH PLAYING DICK HOPSCOTCH.
dick hopscotch by JIGGY TEE December 1, 2016
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