hopplecock

A word used when some-one says something that is not to be believed.

I don't think you're telling the truth. Infact, you're talking a load of hopplecock.

by Simon Wyatt January 12, 2007

Hobblecocker

Someone who rides too much dick and in result hobbles to get around.

Greg: That girl is hot, but she walks funny!
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.

by globalcumdumpster October 9, 2016

hobblecock

1. a penis with one testicle greatly smaller than the other

2. the sexual act of driving down a bumpy road with the man strapped tightly to the seat while the woman rides atop the mans cock; requiring much less effort than conventional sex due to the unpaved/ bumpy road

Jim and Susy were feeling lazy so they just wanted to hobblecock

by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011

Dopplecock

A guy's fake dick pic, usually sent to trick others into thinking that it's his dick. In reality, he probably got them from Google Images.

"A girl online asked for a dick pic, so I sent her my dopplecock. She believed it and sent me nudes."

by Bullshit Eater May 8, 2018

hoppycock

Bullshit, preposterous, unheard of...used commonly in the Old english language. refer to bullshit or preposterous

person 1: 'ello ol' chap, howd you do on that test, i got an A.
person 2: thats a bunch of hoppycock

by No-Yes January 26, 2005

Opplecock

A posh way of saying applecock

Oh my gosh you're an opplecock!!!!

by Sean Claffey May 29, 2008

popplecock

Absolute Rubbish... No words of truth...

That speech was just Popplecock & Balderdash

by Count Shillitoe April 27, 2019