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hopplecock by Simon Wyatt January 12, 2007
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Hobblecocker
Greg: That girl is hot, but she walks funny!
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.
Hobblecocker by globalcumdumpster October 9, 2016
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hobblecock
1. a penis with one testicle greatly smaller than the other
2. the sexual act of driving down a bumpy road with the man strapped tightly to the seat while the woman rides atop the mans cock; requiring much less effort than conventional sex due to the unpaved/ bumpy road
2. the sexual act of driving down a bumpy road with the man strapped tightly to the seat while the woman rides atop the mans cock; requiring much less effort than conventional sex due to the unpaved/ bumpy road
hobblecock by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011
Dopplecock
A guy's fake dick pic, usually sent to trick others into thinking that it's his dick. In reality, he probably got them from Google Images.
"A girl online asked for a dick pic, so I sent her my dopplecock. She believed it and sent me nudes."
Dopplecock by Bullshit Eater May 8, 2018
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popplecock by Count Shillitoe April 27, 2019
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