hobblecock

1. a penis with one testicle greatly smaller than the other

2. the sexual act of driving down a bumpy road with the man strapped tightly to the seat while the woman rides atop the mans cock; requiring much less effort than conventional sex due to the unpaved/ bumpy road

Jim and Susy were feeling lazy so they just wanted to hobblecock

by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011

Hobblecocker

Someone who rides too much dick and in result hobbles to get around.

Greg: That girl is hot, but she walks funny!
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.

by globalcumdumpster October 9, 2016