Hobblecocker 

Someone who rides too much dick and in result hobbles to get around.

Greg: That girl is hot, but she walks funny!
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.

Hobblecocker by globalcumdumpster October 9, 2016

HobbleKnocker 

1: A person who is really pissing you off

2: A really freaking stupid person

3: An idiot, or a moron

4: Some one you are mad at
5: The equivalent of a Bicklepop

1, 2, 3, 4, 5: You stupid freaking no good Hobbleknocker.

HobbleKnocker by Goldwyn December 21, 2010

hobblecock 

1. a penis with one testicle greatly smaller than the other

2. the sexual act of driving down a bumpy road with the man strapped tightly to the seat while the woman rides atop the mans cock; requiring much less effort than conventional sex due to the unpaved/ bumpy road

Jim and Susy were feeling lazy so they just wanted to hobblecock

hobblecock by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011

Hobblelocker 

Someone who walks weirdly.

“Man, look at that hobblelocker, I hope he’s feeling alright.”

Hobblelocker by Firedeath3 September 29, 2023