hoozin

To fuck things up in such a way that cannot be explained

He Hoozined it up

hoozin by BloodKnight March 10, 2014

hooking the g 

Massaging/fingering the "g spot".

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin

hooking the g by Sampacifica January 15, 2017

Hooking the Green 

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.

I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?

Hooking the Green by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010

hooning 

The act of being a hoon or driving recklessly, racing, doing burnouts etc.

Hey Blake, I'm feeling the need for speed and want to burn some rubber, you wanna come hooning?

hooning by Kiwi Jones July 3, 2010

Hoovinator

Person:
One who takes on grand things in life and succeeds in many.

Thing:
The hoovinator is a weapon of thought, creativity and wisdom.

You've just been hoovinated by the Hoovinator!

Hoovinator by Brave Eagle May 8, 2011

Hoodini 

A joke that was recently made by 6 youtubers with the user Vanoss Gaming in it. It has become an inside joke that has become a meme. The actual joke was created when Vanoss Gaming read off a joke about an owl (since his gta v character has an owl mask) who is a magician. (Hoo)dini was the punchline.
Often when one of their fans asks a question others will reply with Hoodini.

Evan: Alright, what do you call a magic owl?
*Short pause*
Evan: HOOdini

Hoodini by CChart102 July 14, 2015

hookin the G 

The act of female masturbaion where the fingers are interested and curled to stimulate the G spot.

Performed by self stimulation or for a sexual partner.

I'm bored I think I'm going to go upstairs and hook the G.

Hookin the G

hookin the G by Ballgaser IV February 16, 2017