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hoover cooter

Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit. A slut that (very well)screws everybody but you.
Dude, she is such an asshole. She uses you. How can you stand her. She's not that good looking, either. I don't get it. WTF?

(looking timid) Man, I can't help it. I got sucked in by the hoover cooter. I can't leave the most amazing piece of ass evar. It's like screwing a moist, hot, gentle vacuum cleaner. I'm numb.
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hooter cooter 

When a woman pushes her breasts together for a man to insert his manhood.
"How do you want to cum tonight?" She asked. "In your hooter cooter." He replied.
hooter cooter by Dayman842 September 2, 2016

hoover cooler 

Derivative of "Hoovertown" and "Hoover Blanket". It is a makeshift cooler made of a cardboard box lined with newspaper.

Unlike the other "Hoover" words, this isn't a sign of poverty as much as convenience (when you don't want to take an empty cooler home).
What's in the box, Paul?
Lunch: it's a hoover cooler.
hoover cooler by TreeWeezel September 1, 2011

Day Hooker Cooter

when you’ve been working outside all day and haven’t showered so your cooter smells like 4 skunks got in a fight over the last anchovy and they all lost, but you’re desperate for some dome.
Bill, come over and getchu some of this here day hooker cooter

Hooker cooker 

Johnny V called up the hooker, dunked her in the hot tub and had his way with her. Two fold, let her marinate and disinfect in the hooker cooker.
Hooker cooker by wonhotho December 28, 2009

Hooker Cooker 

That cougar spent way too much time in the hooker cooker, her skin is all leathery and gross.
Hooker Cooker by Fredvegas November 6, 2007

Hooker cooker 

A hot tub, preferrably a 6 person. Used for the purpose of marinating and disinfecting such prostitutes.
That's just not cool that you're taking the credit for Hooker Cooker. #1 You could have told the true story that Mr. D told you he was planning a New Years Eve party dunking his favorites friends in his 6 person Hooker Cooker and #2 To my knowledge, you don't HAVE a Hooker Cooker!

My bad Mr. D! It was just funny as hell.
Hooker cooker by wonhotho January 1, 2010