homortified 

From Chuck Lorre Vanity Card #130
The uncomfortable feeling straight men have when they're watching porn and are momentarily turned on by the wrong ass.

Bert was so homortified by the skin flick he was forced to use his imagination.

homortified by H.T.J April 7, 2005

Homortified 

When guys are watching porn and suddenly are aroused by the wrong ass.

Two guys watching porn:

*Guy appears on screen*

Guy 1: *boing* I've just been homortified!

Homortified by Somebody February 12, 2005

hooptified

An inanimate object of poor quality. Something that is ugly or not appealing. Being broken or only partially working.

We were walking to the parking lot and there was a hooptified car parked beside me

hooptified by merriamwebster_feaux January 10, 2012