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Someone who pisses you off beyond your own personal tolerance and causes your blood pressure to raise beyond its limit causing a loss of blood to your penile region resulting in loss of errection during sexual intercourse.
You Ahs-hoole, you bit my weiner.
Ahs-hoole by Jerry Scott October 15, 2006

Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole 

Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!
A democrat who supports a neo con for president of the United States of America.
Don't blame me you smug Hill Hole, I voted for Bernie.
Hill Hole by OwenTate July 26, 2016

Charlie Hole

Dave: Bobby, I've got a right itchy Charlie Hole
Charlie Hole by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

mystery hole

A kinder, more gentle and playful word used to describe the asshole, rectum, and/or anus.
"My mystery hole sure does hurt something bad today."

"How in the world did she get that thing inside her mystery hole in the first place?"
mystery hole by www.babysue.com April 26, 2006

Holesome 

Its the word "Wholesome" but with holes instead of wholes and another way to say "Lewd"
Person1: Hey I found something holesome to see. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person2: Aaaawww these anime couples gonna hold han - wait a sec why the handholding became censored?
Holesome by Bootleg 7GrandDad May 28, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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