Hooler

Urban term for high performance slick in the media field.

It looks as though that production has been put through the Hooler.

by anonymous October 11, 2008

Hooler

An individual whoms office is your local street corner, that you go to pay for sexual services.; Also called a Hooker.

Jesus, Mary, and heavenly Father, That hooler is on the corner agian.... Isaac O'Brian go out there and get your sister.

by Black Mage Kirby May 28, 2006

one-holer

a bathroom intended for one occupant at a time

To men enter the restroom at the same time, one turns to the next and says "nope its a one-holer."

by Daddy FJ July 23, 2006

Long Hooker

An awesome Gustavus Radio Show that is on Wednesday Nights.

This is how they got the name.

"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."

A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.

Dude i listened to the Long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as hell. Pete Lindquist is the next Howard Stern.

My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.

by cocoaberries45653333 September 30, 2009

Steak Hooker

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.

I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.

by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011

hookery

N. - displaying the traits, mannerisms, or otherwise likeness of a hooker.

<Man enters room full of women>
Wtf, is this hookery?

by tomayto July 6, 2009

Hooker Tooth

Dentures. False teeth.

She left her hooker tooth on the back trunk of the cop car while being arrested.

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018