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hookuping

when 2 people makeout but doesn’t involve feelings
he didn’t mention hookuping
by fhxncnsnxnchdha September 2, 2018
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hooking the g

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin
by Sampacifica January 15, 2017
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Hooking the Green

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.
I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?
by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010
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hookahing

A verb tense used to smoke hookah.

Shorter way of saying let's smoke hookah.
"What you doing today Danny?"

"I was thinking of maybe just hookahing outside on campus or some shit"
by Danny - October 16, 2015
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Hookering

When a female who is a hooker is loitering on a person's property. Probably needs a revaginalazation afterwards.
It's so sad the Rachel was hookering at the motel again.
by Noresun2noAmy2 May 30, 2020
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HookUpIsland

HookUpIsland is this online hotspot where you could talk with horny people about how sad there lives are, trying to get pussy or dick through a computer screen, as if there all part of this virtual paradise called Hook Up Island.

Talk about having your cock in your hand, lolz!
Tadd: Hey, I wanna hookup with madd people in my area.

Larry: Maybe you should check out HookUpIsland, the new hotspot for horny fantasizing assholes like yourself.
by GSpotDingKing August 28, 2009
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hooking up

Based on the age range and context this term is put in, it can mean a number of different things

1) Middle school age- kissing or making out at most (unless for those few mature sluts who make make it farther)

2) High School- Generally having sex. For most freshman and some sophomores, this means kissing or making out, unless they make it farther which can be common

3) Young adults- sex.

4) Older adults, like parents- Being really nicely helped out
1)John and Lilly are hooking up at the school dance tonight!
2) I hooked up with the quarterback, his d is tiny
3) I think I might've hooked up with Jerry when I was drunk.....
4) Wow!! Bobby really is hooking me up with those concert tickets!
by thottyhoe March 12, 2015
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