hookahing 

A verb tense used to smoke hookah.

Shorter way of saying let's smoke hookah.

"What you doing today Danny?"

"I was thinking of maybe just hookahing outside on campus or some shit"

hookahing by Danny - October 16, 2015

Hookahing 

A verb for smoking hookah

Mom: Why do you smell like smoke
Son: Me and my boys were hookahing up tonight. Now go get me my apple juice!

Hookahing by TheRealShaforn September 21, 2016

hookahing 

The act of smoking Hookah. See hookah for definition of the act.

I was hookahing last night, and my RA didn't believe me.

hookahing by Balzer January 4, 2008

hooking the g 

Massaging/fingering the "g spot".

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin

hooking the g by Sampacifica January 15, 2017

Hooking the Green 

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.

I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?

Hooking the Green by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010

Hookering 

When a female who is a hooker is loitering on a person's property. Probably needs a revaginalazation afterwards.

It's so sad the Rachel was hookering at the motel again.

Hookering by Noresun2noAmy2 May 30, 2020

hooking up 

Based on the age range and context this term is put in, it can mean a number of different things

1) Middle school age- kissing or making out at most (unless for those few mature sluts who make make it farther)

2) High School- Generally having sex. For most freshman and some sophomores, this means kissing or making out, unless they make it farther which can be common

3) Young adults- sex.

4) Older adults, like parents- Being really nicely helped out

1)John and Lilly are hooking up at the school dance tonight!
2) I hooked up with the quarterback, his d is tiny
3) I think I might've hooked up with Jerry when I was drunk.....
4) Wow!! Bobby really is hooking me up with those concert tickets!

hooking up by thottyhoe March 12, 2015