hookeay

somebody who is a minor annoyance and steals your pen or pencil when your tryin to write something

Lianna is a hookeay!

by diabetes ) December 6, 2018

hookery

N. - displaying the traits, mannerisms, or otherwise likeness of a hooker.

<Man enters room full of women>
Wtf, is this hookery?

by tomayto July 6, 2009

gay hookey

Skipping class to do something else that is school related. Those who play it are called "gay hookers."

"Shit, I'm not done my paper yet. I need to play gay hookey so I can finish it."

by SasquatchSlayer April 30, 2013

hookey in

the act of getting drunk and pashing some random guy only to regret it later

1. omg! did you see edwina and that dude over there? I think she's gonna hookey in...

2. nah, he/she is hot... hookey in

by daniel mallia September 25, 2007

HookeyBob

To catch a ride up a snow covered road by grabbing the bumper of an unsuspecting car and hang on allowing your feet to slide underneath you in a sitting position

I HookeyBobed a ride home out of the post office parking lot.

by BigHub74 December 25, 2011

hookey

Crooked, dodgy, bent. Illegal, contraband.

"These goods are hookey."

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

hookey

weird, off kilter, unusual

"that's kind of hookey"

by Amanda February 5, 2005