Crooked, dodgy, bent. Illegal, contraband.
"These goods are hookey."
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
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your a real hookey!
by mikey hallz January 28, 2009
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the act of getting drunk and pashing some random guy only to regret it later
1. omg! did you see edwina and that dude over there? I think she's gonna hookey in...

2. nah, he/she is hot... hookey in
by daniel mallia September 13, 2007
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Skipping class to do something else that is school related. Those who play it are called "gay hookers."
"Shit, I'm not done my paper yet. I need to play gay hookey so I can finish it."
by SasquatchSlayer April 30, 2013
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Skipping work and other responsibilities for the sole purpose of having sex. Preferably illicit sex with someone other than your spouse or significant other.
Dude, don't tell anyone I totally played nookie hookey with my new neighbor.
by Omega in Colorado October 14, 2010
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Hookey of the bull variety. A word for "shit" that you are allowed to say in front of your grandmother.
It's such nonsense! Such bull-hookey!
by Kaggie Caab February 15, 2011
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