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Crooked, dodgy, bent. Illegal, contraband.
"These goods are hookey."
hookey by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
Words you can keep
"that's kind of hookey"
hookey by Amanda February 5, 2005
a freak with long arms and toes..
your a real hookey!
hookey by mikey hallz January 28, 2009
the act of getting drunk and pashing some random guy only to regret it later
1. omg! did you see edwina and that dude over there? I think she's gonna hookey in...

2. nah, he/she is hot... hookey in
hookey in by daniel mallia September 25, 2007

hookey-dookey 

1st observed by myself in the movie, "Bachelor and the Bobby Soxer", featuring Cary Grant with Shirley Temple as the high schooler who's out to "get him". Unfortunately for her plans, her big sister is a local municipal judge. Laughs ensue following his lecture at an assembly at her high school. The term is used as they are just about to exit the house on their way to a big community picnic. the answer to the question of whether she was ready for the big day and how did she feel was, "Hookey-dookey".
Are you ready to go?
Ready.
How're you feeling?
Hookey-dookey

there's more
hookey-dookey by easyed1948 December 27, 2011

Hookey Poopoo

Like it means about hoo laaa
"Hey FRIEND, YOU LOKE MY HOOKEY POOPOO?"
"ok."
"Goodbye2"!

gay hookey 

Skipping class to do something else that is school related. Those who play it are called "gay hookers."
"Shit, I'm not done my paper yet. I need to play gay hookey so I can finish it."
gay hookey by SasquatchSlayer April 30, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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