hookdick Share definition Flag Someone who has a crooked penis. You probably cannot tell unless the penis is errect. Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!! hookdick by Darrin May October 20, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the hookdick mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch