hookdick

Someone who has a crooked penis. You probably cannot tell unless the penis is errect.

Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!!

by Darrin May October 20, 2007

Hoodick

Nonsense or a stupid excuse; A obsure way of calling a person or a thing nonsense.

Y'all Hoodick! Dat Chick was DTF!

by Akiratis82 June 18, 2011

Captain hook dick

Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.

Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.

by Challie2002 October 27, 2021

hook dick

when your penis while erect makes a hook shape because it leans to one side

girl, my man is like captian hook, in the pants that is.

by Rick March 12, 2003

Hook Dick

It is a rabbit penis from a rabbit. It is in a hook shape.

So how do rabbits reproduce?
They take out their hook dick.
Who's is it?
BB's.

by Gazyoofder July 7, 2020

Captain Hook dick

A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.

He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.

by The guy May 7, 2015

Hoopdick

A person who acts like a moron.

That hoopdick f'd up again.

by Bubbakon October 24, 2012