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hoodworks 

"Yo, did you hear those gunshots?"
"Nah, those are just the hoodworks"
hoodworks by Ckwooma November 14, 2020
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hookworms 

Hookworms are parasitic worms that eventually cause extreme lethargy and destroy the mind. They are most commonly spread in the south where the poorly educated go barefoot where they take a dump.
Hookworms lost the civil war for the south and helped win the 2016 presidential election.

Homeworksexual 

Derivitie of the word 'homosexual' to signify ones desire to engage in school related activity particularly homework.
Damn that luis is a homeworksexual! if he keeps up that lifestyle, he's eventually going to get AIDS. (Academic Interminate Desire Syndrome)
Homeworksexual by luis castle December 10, 2008

Homeworks 

a stupid word my mom made up for homework.
for example, when i don't wanna do homework, my mom says something like "i wanna hear you say "YAY MOMMY! I WANNA DO 10 HOMEWORKS!" ... like, seriously mom?
Homeworks by crepe (real) July 20, 2021

homeworks 

shortened form of "homework assignments"
Okay class, please pass forward your homeworks.
homeworks by Yea Yum May 13, 2005

homeworks 

1. A pluralization of "homework" that is incorrectly used.

2. A company that works on home improvement. (works on homes!)
homeworks is not a word!!! SO PLEASE STOP USING IT
homeworks by sasha miller October 8, 2006

homeworkstination 

Homework+Procrastination

Telling yourself you will do you homework right after school on friday (or any day) to get it over with, however you leave it until saturday morning, you are tired so you say you'll leave it until sunday. Sunday comes and you still haven't even looked at your bag. You leave the homework until noon on sunday (assuming you have no religious goings-on to go to) and put it off until 6:00, then 8:00, now this is the most likely tie you MAY do your homework, if not the homework will just sit in your back pack until next weekend
Person A - Man that math homework was killer I never wanna hear the word factoring again!!!

Person B - LOL I didn't do it, I went to an amazing party on Saturday.

Person A - Wow... talk about homeworkstination...

Person B - v(^_^)v

Person A - t('_')t
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