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Hooded Man

“Oh yeah i hear Andrew’s a hooded man”
Hooded Man by giantdrummer1 May 25, 2018

hooded man in the canoe 

n. a figurative way for saying clit, and abomination created by woman scientist in the early 60's as way of coping with penis envy
"Hey, it does kind of look like a hooded man in a canoe," Jacob said as he was examining the vagina of Jody while on a lake where a man wearing a hood and riding in canoe passed by.

The hooded man technique 

See "the masturbating ninja" technique for reference.
Always use the hooded man technique to avoid a shirt full of spunk, and judgemental stares from your mother while she does your laundry.

ham hoodelmans

very very large breasts, the kind that when you see them you are like "holy shit those have to be fake
Damn look at those fine ham hoodelmans
ham hoodelmans by Anthony Rapp July 10, 2007

Hoodedman farts

A guy that wears a hood and does farts that stink like raw cat shit also looks like a hippie with a handle bar moustache
LengthyJA: Holy shit I can smell raw cat shit that hippie looking guy with the handle bar moustache must be doing the hoodedman farts

Girthy L:Yea it’s definitely him it’s not me
LengthyJA: why you looking so sheepish?
Hoodedman farts by Lenthyja March 2, 2021

hoodedranboolive 

a cosplayer of ranboolive on tiktok who is very nice and amazing and beautiful
"hey look hoodedranboolive posted a new tiktok"
"omg I need to like it right now"
hoodedranboolive by itsmemariosi September 12, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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