hooded man

an uncircumcised penis

“oh yeah andrew, he’s a hooded man.”

hooded man by giantdrummer1 May 25, 2018

Hooded Man

Used to describe someone with an uncircumcised penis.

“Oh yeah i hear Andrew’s a hooded man”

Hooded Man by giantdrummer1 May 25, 2018

hooded man in the canoe 

n. a figurative way for saying clit, and abomination created by woman scientist in the early 60's as way of coping with penis envy

"Hey, it does kind of look like a hooded man in a canoe," Jacob said as he was examining the vagina of Jody while on a lake where a man wearing a hood and riding in canoe passed by.

hooded man in the canoe by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

The hooded man technique 

See "the masturbating ninja" technique for reference.

Always use the hooded man technique to avoid a shirt full of spunk, and judgemental stares from your mother while she does your laundry.

The hooded man technique by dirk digglett March 31, 2015

ham hoodelmans

very very large breasts, the kind that when you see them you are like "holy shit those have to be fake

Damn look at those fine ham hoodelmans

ham hoodelmans by Anthony Rapp July 10, 2007

Hoodedman farts

A guy that wears a hood and does farts that stink like raw cat shit also looks like a hippie with a handle bar moustache

LengthyJA: Holy shit I can smell raw cat shit that hippie looking guy with the handle bar moustache must be doing the hoodedman farts

Girthy L:Yea it’s definitely him it’s not me
LengthyJA: why you looking so sheepish?

Hoodedman farts by Lenthyja March 2, 2021

hoodedranboolive 

a cosplayer of ranboolive on tiktok who is very nice and amazing and beautiful

"hey look hoodedranboolive posted a new tiktok"
"omg I need to like it right now"

hoodedranboolive by itsmemariosi September 12, 2021