15 definitions by Jupiter Armstrong

n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it
Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 18, 2004
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1-v. the act of filling a girls vagina with a 18 inch or more cock and causing internal hemmoraging and days even weeks of walking bow-legged and may even sometimes require the use of a wheelchair or walking aid

2-n. a male whose sexual prowess is only matched by his witty banter and ability
Jacob Jupiter Armstronged Jody and broke two of her ribs.

Jacob is such a Jupiter Armstrong, thought Jody.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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Jacob asked Jody,"Nawmean?" and she replied,"Sure, I nawyoumean."
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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n. the greatest group in Motown and Music History, better known for their hits "My Girl", "The way you do the things you do", "I wish it would rain", "Since I lost my Baby", "Just my imagination", and a long list of hits performed by David Ruffin and Eddie Kendricks the two greatest Temps
"Hey Jody do you like the Temptations?" asked Jacob.
"Yes, yes I do," answered Jody.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 20, 2004
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n. a blunt that ass been soaked in syrup or anything else sweet and let dried to later be smoked
Jacob said,"Thats John Blaze," and passed the blunt to Jody while listening to Method Man's first album entitled "Tical."
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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n. a figurative way for saying clit, and abomination created by woman scientist in the early 60's as way of coping with penis envy
"Hey, it does kind of look like a hooded man in a canoe," Jacob said as he was examining the vagina of Jody while on a lake where a man wearing a hood and riding in canoe passed by.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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n. a sound made when a girl is "twirkin"
Did you hear that ass clap Jacob told Fred when Jody was wobbldy wobbleding and dropping it likes it hot.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 16, 2004
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