the killing, accidental or otherwise, of hoochies, skanks, and other promiscuous females. potential causes of death include rabies, laughter, being bitch-slapped to death, or being eaten by flying monkeys
"Yo man, what happened to Leroy?"
"He pimp-smacked that hoe so hard he got arrested for hoochieslaughter!"
"Shiiiit yo!"
Hoopcheese is the shit that forms around your anus when not properly wiped. It creates a halo surrounding your shit shooter. It begins to smell like moldy shit when left alone. When combined with a hoochie hooker, you get one mad whore with a smelly anus.
Sam: "Yo i was on dastrip and picked up one stinky hooker."
Bill: "I bet she was rockin' the hoopcheese hoochies."
The hoochies are a group of Boss ass bitches that range in personality. Dope personalities, intelligent, charismatic, can hold a good conversation and of course beautiful. Normally hated by a group of bitches who either mad about a niggah or upset because they can’t sit with them. Great at trolling, mostly unbothered, but will slap a bitch or a niggah down about their respect. Block list normally long as fuck from Niggahs who can’t accept the word no! Can normally be recognized by their pretty faces, hoop earrings, laid ass lace or toting a big bag of money.
The girls got mad because their niggah was trying to get a date with The Hoochies.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!