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hoochies

girls who will have sex with anyone
by jessica September 2, 2005
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hoochies

more than one hoochie together in one place
Look at all those hoochies
by Ima lost May 13, 2005
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hoochies

hot bitches that go to your school usually a little prudey but if ur lucky nuff ull snag some poontang
Damn at the maple grove game where wayzata toasted them maple grove has a hella lotta hoochies specially the cheerleaders but i bet they are all prude
by matt December 3, 2004
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hoochies

hot bitches that go to your school and dress to impress. they can be snarky at times but they’re a hard group to get into so they got a lot of fan behavior. boys are drawn to them like magnets so most girls hate them. they’re literally always together. you can’t invite one hooch without getting all of them.
T: Who’s that group of girls that’s dressed too hot for school and is surrounded by boys?

M: those are the hoochies
by durfqueen69!! November 23, 2021
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Hoochies before bed

The act of getting hella keyed, baked, wasted, stoned, basted, dry, faded, high, drunk, plastered, smashed, shitfaced, zuited, gone, and intoxicated.

Also the act of getting hella dank pussy by a fine ass titty whore from da club on hoochieville street
Furook: Ay yo nigga i slapped dat ass all night

OJ: Dat ass? start to finish?

Furook: yea nigga first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie's livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes

OJ: shavin dat ass?

Furook: My ass o ur ass?

OJ: nigga why would she be shavin my ass?

Furook: nigga my ass be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas pussy nipple hair?

Oj: nigga dammm! thats some hairry ass shit like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-cock..on sale?

Furook: Tay Tay got shot for being so hairy..nigga.

OJ: Dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod's ass?

Furook: Yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed

OJ: dam you a smart hairy nigga
by Ryan, Grayson, Regina, Garrett September 26, 2009
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Hoopcheese Hoochies

Hoopcheese is the shit that forms around your anus when not properly wiped. It creates a halo surrounding your shit shooter. It begins to smell like moldy shit when left alone. When combined with a hoochie hooker, you get one mad whore with a smelly anus.
Sam: "Yo i was on da strip and picked up one stinky hooker."
Bill: "I bet she was rockin' the hoopcheese hoochies."
by Connor Billybob December 12, 2008
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The Hoochies

The hoochies are a group of Boss ass bitches that range in personality. Dope personalities, intelligent, charismatic, can hold a good conversation and of course beautiful. Normally hated by a group of bitches who either mad about a niggah or upset because they can’t sit with them. Great at trolling, mostly unbothered, but will slap a bitch or a niggah down about their respect. Block list normally long as fuck from Niggahs who can’t accept the word no! Can normally be recognized by their pretty faces, hoop earrings, laid ass lace or toting a big bag of money.
The girls got mad because their niggah was trying to get a date with The Hoochies.
by MostHatedHoochie October 10, 2020
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