hoobley

1.) basically really cool but unnecessary shit that you don't need, and IS FREE or found +
2.) an eclectic assortment of useless random objects which will be completely irresistible to you.

1.) Hey there's a buncha cool hoobley in the dumpster down the street!

2.) When the white man first came to N. America he traded a buncha cool hoobley to the Indians for what is now Manhattan/NYC (i.e., some glass beads, bric-a-brac, etc & etc -- none of these items were really necessary for survival but, completely irresistable)!

by jackshit66 December 9, 2010

Hoobly

The joy you feel knowing it’s Matt Rose Monday

Now don't expect something profound this isn't even a real word so I don't know why it's making me laugh. What difference does it make if I say the word Hoobly?
-Matt Rose, 2023

by Partydude17 February 27, 2023

hooley-gooley

When you are having a sexual encounter with your loved one or your house pet and you decide to stick four fingers inside of their butt hole all at once.

im feelin kinky tonight, think i could pull off a hooley-gooley?

by cledis banghole August 11, 2010

hooley

Irish slang for party or celebration; by extension, some substance with which you party or celebrate.

I'm AWOH (Absent With Out Hooley) so I gotta boost tha Uncle's stash.

--Little Nephew, from the online comic Achewood

by MC Slim JB December 20, 2004

Hoopley

A word used to describe any random situation not normally desribed by any other word

Joe:Im sorry but your son is gay.

Paul:HOOPLEY!!

by Mobius_Fondu August 1, 2010

Muntamous Hooley

A lady who indulges in the beautiful art of Munting also known as Munging.

"Fucking hell that bird's breath fuckin reeks!!"

"Oh don't mind her she's my girlfriend she's a Muntamous Hooley, we've just got back from St Margarets Church Graveyard."

by Lukey Gee July 7, 2006

Hoobiley Bits

Referring to the male genitalia.

She was so mad, she kicked him right in the Hoobiley Bits Man!

by aquadan005 December 30, 2008