A fart so powerful that the force of the gas releasing causes a sharp pain in your buttcrack similar to the feeling of a bellyflop
by Partydude17 May 06, 2022
Keith is a name reserved for stoners, hippies & metalheads.
If you sense your offspring is going to grow up and become one of them, you should probably consider naming them Keith.
Keiths tend to be sex Gods
If you sense your offspring is going to grow up and become one of them, you should probably consider naming them Keith.
Keiths tend to be sex Gods
by Partydude17 January 10, 2025
One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.
Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023
A slur directed at young bratty children
Coming from the term "Cunt" meaning the genitals they emerged from and "Ling" meaning little
Coming from the term "Cunt" meaning the genitals they emerged from and "Ling" meaning little
by Partydude17 May 18, 2024
A compound word that is supposed to be the answer to one of those questions on Twitter that asks you to describe Elon Musk, Donald Trump etc. in one word
Elon Musk is Chodegobblingcuntwittedchucklefuck
by Partydude17 January 10, 2025
Oh my love, Janine
I'm helpless for your smile
Like a Polish wander
I travel ever onwards to your land
And were it not just for the jewels, I'd close your hand
Your strange demand
To collocate my mind
Scares me into gloom
You're too intense
I'll have to keep you in your place
I've no defense
I've got to keep my veil on my face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to know me well
But I've got things inside my head
That even I can't face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to crash my walls
But if you take an axe to me
You'll kill another man
Not me at all
You're fey, Janine
A tripper to the last
But if I catch you standing on my toes
I'll have a right to shout you down
For you're a lazy stream
In which my thoughts would drown
So stay, Janine
And we can glide along
I've caught your wings for laughs
I'm not obliged to read you statements of the year
So take your glasses off
And don't act so sincere
Janine, Janine, you'd like to know me well
But I've got things inside my head
That even I can't face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to crash my walls
But if you take an axe to me
You'll kill another man
Not me at all
Yeah
Oh ah
Ooooo
Oh Janine
Hey Janine
Oh Janine
Ah ho
Oh Janine
Ho how
Janine
Ah Janine yeah
Janine Janine Janine
Yeah yeah
I'm helpless for your smile
Like a Polish wander
I travel ever onwards to your land
And were it not just for the jewels, I'd close your hand
Your strange demand
To collocate my mind
Scares me into gloom
You're too intense
I'll have to keep you in your place
I've no defense
I've got to keep my veil on my face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to know me well
But I've got things inside my head
That even I can't face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to crash my walls
But if you take an axe to me
You'll kill another man
Not me at all
You're fey, Janine
A tripper to the last
But if I catch you standing on my toes
I'll have a right to shout you down
For you're a lazy stream
In which my thoughts would drown
So stay, Janine
And we can glide along
I've caught your wings for laughs
I'm not obliged to read you statements of the year
So take your glasses off
And don't act so sincere
Janine, Janine, you'd like to know me well
But I've got things inside my head
That even I can't face
Janine, Janine, you'd like to crash my walls
But if you take an axe to me
You'll kill another man
Not me at all
Yeah
Oh ah
Ooooo
Oh Janine
Hey Janine
Oh Janine
Ah ho
Oh Janine
Ho how
Janine
Ah Janine yeah
Janine Janine Janine
Yeah yeah
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023
The name of a long dead account online that is the reason why you may not name yourself the same thing.
by Partydude17 November 23, 2022