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Hunsberger Moist Towlette 

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette
On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

Hochberger 

A real character. Great to talk to, loves animals. You don't wanna mess wit him yo. Is a firm believer that Patrick Star is a straight starfish when he is so clearly gay.
"Don't start shit with him, he's a Hochberger. He'll own."
Hochberger by iiilikeitlikethat October 14, 2009

Hornberger 

A word used to describe someone who is epic.
That kid is so Hornberger
Hornberger by shmeh1234 March 25, 2010

Honsberg 

(Hohnz-burrg) noun.

1. one who extrapolates more information than anyone needs or cares to know.

2. one who will argue relentlessly even when.. i: it is clear that they are wrong ii: an answer has already been established iii: no one cares.

The above mentioned's opinions should be kept to themselves. This, however has nothing to do with the Honsberg's tendencies to misuse words that they believe mask their ignorance, but the fact that absolutely no one on this Earth cares to hear them.
Prime Example:
Man: I read based on writing not on story.
Honsberg: Which is wrong
Man: No it isn't... there is no wrong way to read a book
Honsberg: In my opinion both are necessary fir a book to be successfull. And judging based on one more than another is wrong
M: Again, there is no wrong way to read a book.
H: That's judgement. And to judge whether a male writes a book better than a female requires judgement. Which you have already made.
M: I never said otherwise.
H: You did.
M: No, I did not. If you believe I did you misunderstood me.
H: I have not misunderstood!!
M: ...Whatta Honsberg.
Honsberg by OhSnapItsAlexa January 10, 2010

Cynthia Hornberger 

Cynthia, derived from the Greek Goddess Artemis of the hunt an moon is a nothing less of the Goddess who placed the name upon her. She is the something every man wishes for, a woman who is what they would love to have at the end of their story book when it says "And they lived happily ever after". Though majestic, Cynthia's take no notice to the beauty that falls upon them as they walk upon this Earth. They smile, gently, to everyone surrounding them and do everything they can to help everyone more than themselves. Cynthia's oft talk with their hands, describing the world around them with such life, life like they are filled with and bestow upon others. Often they are clumsy in a non-serious way though, it has been a problem to theirself as they cause shyness and embarrassment in the most adorable way of blushing. A Cynthia is very high spirted, letting nobody get her down though, her thoughts can do so at times only to bring on a good story that she writes and never shows. She accomplishes much with little effort and is confident of her every tasks outcome. She is a lover but, will fight when needed. She takes care of her family, especially if she has birthed a child. Any man is lucky to have a Cynthia, unlucky to have lost one. Cynthia's are the best thing to happen in a persons life, whether it be as family, friend or lover.
Cynthia Hornberger gives frequently to others, including the less fortunate (homeless), animals and more.
Cynthia Hornberger by Pat Tap August 25, 2012

The Hunsbergler 

When one is on a normal date and takes it to the next level by braking suddenly at a stop sign only to reach across his date's chest and cop a feel.
Kyle totally pulled The Hunsbergler on Stephanie as he pulled up to that crazy intersection in Roxborough!
The Hunsbergler by TCHizzzzzzzle November 5, 2011
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