honkin'

Ridiculously large (or at least larger than one's frame of reference currently allows for).
"Lookit that HONKIN' spider!"
by trogdawn November 17, 2007
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Honkin'

That toilet's honkin' o pish!
by Stu71 November 18, 2009
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Honkin' it

Slang term for male masturbation that is either used by someone unfamiliar with how male masturbation is "traditionally" performed, or to describe the masturbation technique of a man who does not know how to masturbate in the "traditional" sense
That dude was honkin' it so hard last night he ended up on the hospital.
by Serial Honker April 15, 2023
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honkin

1. Loud- pertaining to farts, the sound of car horns
2. Large- like Sasquatch
1. Did you hear the honkin fart that guy let out a minute ago?
2. My stepdad's mistress is a honkin red-headed Sasquatch with a huge gut.
by Krazy K November 30, 2002
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Honkin'

(verb) The act of saying something whack, lying, running ones mouth, or being whack in general. Almost always in reference to verbal or written expression.
Girl 1: Girlfriend my man just bought me some new diamond-studded Chanel sunglasses!

Girl 2: Girl, those are rhinestones and that's a knockoff from some street vendor, he's just honkin'!
by wombatsoup May 25, 2010
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Honkin’

Really big; bigger than usual (that’s what she said) typically used by mothers with the name “Sherri”
My fuckinsandwich is honkin’ big.
by Fishy_Boi April 23, 2018
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