honkin'

Ridiculously large (or at least larger than one's frame of reference currently allows for).

"Lookit that HONKIN' spider!"

by trogdawn October 30, 2007

honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

by R. LaJoy November 18, 2005

Honkin'

Glaswegian term for smelling.

That toilet's honkin' o pish!

by Stu71 November 18, 2009

Honkin' it

Slang term for male masturbation that is either used by someone unfamiliar with how male masturbation is "traditionally" performed, or to describe the masturbation technique of a man who does not know how to masturbate in the "traditional" sense

That dude was honkin' it so hard last night he ended up on the hospital.

by Serial Honker April 15, 2023

honkin

1. Loud- pertaining to farts, the sound of car horns
2. Large- like Sasquatch

1. Did you hear the honkin fart that guy let out a minute ago?
2. My stepdad's mistress is a honkin red-headed Sasquatch with a huge gut.

by Krazy K December 01, 2002

Honkin'

(verb) The act of saying something whack, lying, running ones mouth, or being whack in general. Almost always in reference to verbal or written expression.

Girl 1: Girlfriend my man just bought me some new diamond-studded Chanel sunglasses!

Girl 2: Girl, those are rhinestones and that's a knockoff from some street vendor, he's just honkin'!

by wombatsoup May 24, 2010

Honkin’

Snorting a powdered drug, like cocaine.

Man, did you see Michael honkin’ that huge line of blow in the bathroom? Damn!

by MisterDoctorProfessor May 25, 2021