honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Honkin'

Glaswegian term for smelling.

That toilet's honkin' o pish!

by Stu71 November 18, 2009

honkin

1. Loud- pertaining to farts, the sound of car horns
2. Large- like Sasquatch

1. Did you hear the honkin fart that guy let out a minute ago?
2. My stepdad's mistress is a honkin red-headed Sasquatch with a huge gut.

by Krazy K November 30, 2002

honkin'

Ridiculously large (or at least larger than one's frame of reference currently allows for).

"Lookit that HONKIN' spider!"

by trogdawn November 17, 2007

Honkin'

(verb) The act of saying something whack, lying, running ones mouth, or being whack in general. Almost always in reference to verbal or written expression.

Girl 1: Girlfriend my man just bought me some new diamond-studded Chanel sunglasses!

Girl 2: Girl, those are rhinestones and that's a knockoff from some street vendor, he's just honkin'!

by wombatsoup May 25, 2010

Honkin’

Really big; bigger than usual (that’s what she said) typically used by mothers with the name “Sherri”

My fuckin’ sandwich is honkin’ big.

by Fishy_Boi April 23, 2018

Honkin’

Snorting a powdered drug, like cocaine.

Man, did you see Michael honkin’ that huge line of blow in the bathroom? Damn!

by MisterDoctorProfessor May 24, 2021