An item bought for a grossly inflated price to impress people or because you convince yourself you want it: "Hong Dong" is the name of world's most expensive dog, a Red Tibetan Mastiff bought by a Chinese industrialist for $1.5 million.
by Sharawadgis April 03, 2011
Get the hong dongmug. The crust in between the penis head and shaft that forms after not showering for a day or so. Also known as a homeless guy who says he is richer then you by "life experiences".
The hong dong in my crotch is making my balls itch.
Let me throw away this condom with hong dong in it.
Let me throw away this condom with hong dong in it.
by Jewbear April 13, 2007
Get the hong dongmug. Having an extremely small penis
by Wildbell88 October 04, 2018
Get the Hong Dongmug. A nasty - but fortunately fictional - venereal disease mentioned in dirty jokes; which causes one's dong to rot and fall off after a few days.
"You Western doctors always want to cut, cut, cut! No need! That not how we treat Hong Kong Dong. You wait two, maybe three days, he fall off all by himself."
by Duke Fenton January 09, 2022
Get the Hong Kong Dongmug. Process of inserting the erect penal object into an anus then receiving oral immediately after so the person eats your shit.
by Yobungus1337 November 01, 2010
Get the Hong Kong Dongmug. by blackwaterray October 01, 2012
Get the hong cong dongmug. Noun. An asian person of any asian country with an penis longer than what stereotypes make us expect. A long penis belonging to an asian person
by ChineseChecker January 10, 2014
Get the hong kong long dongmug.