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honey dew stick 

A seductively sweet stick typically found on the lower frontal area of a male anatomy
Rebecca: "Please give me your honey dew stick!"

All men present: "With pleasure!"
honey dew stick by jonnymikey November 3, 2013

honey dew delight 

If you are bored with convential masterbation techniques then another option is to purchase a honey dew melon or any delicious seedless variety of the melon persuasion. Once accomplished bore a hole through the surface of the melon in question usin any tool available. Then put the said melon in the microwave for 1:35 on medium power, use your descretion(some like it hot). Once the temperature is just right insert your reproductive extremity in the melon. Hump as needed until desired effect. Once your hot load has been transplanted in the melon, call up some friends(preferably female) and invite them over for some fruit salad. Cut up the used cum recepticle into bite-size pieces and serve to the guests with either iceberg lettice or traditional cool-whip(as season dictates). Trust me your friends will love it! Half will probably say they've had it before. Enjoy!
I served up my world famous honey dew delight last night to President Bush. I had to make a second batch!

"Ain't no tellin'! What's in that melon!"

Honey Dew Tingler

When you liberally apply honey (or another sweet substitute) in the rectal area, and wait near a bee hive during mating season, and waiting until sick bastards like austin get a kick out of being stung hundreds of times by bees, thus its street name being "The Tingler" Once stung you masterbate all over a honeycomb, thus suffocating and killing the remaining bees.
"Did you hear about austins tingler last night?"
Honey Dew Tingler by Penisbot August 30, 2005

HoNeY DeW 70707 

A girl who Tripp is going to steal.
HoNeY DeW 70707 by Anonymous August 13, 2003

Honeydew Temptation 

A sex act. When one places a bee inside a woman's vagina or anus. It can also be done inside a man's anus. They then proceed to place honey all over there penis and place it inside the vagina or anus and try to take the bee out before the bee dies.
I gave Suzie the sweetest Honeydew Temptation last night. Honey everywhere.
Honeydew Temptation by KCCI October 17, 2013

Honeydew Syndrome 

1. The urge one member of a relationship feels to fulfill any requests or tasks given by the other member.

2. The occurrence of a mutual understanding between two people who, due to their different natures, should not understand each other under normal circumstances.

3. An awesome webcomic
I'm not clever enough to make up a cool example for Honeydew Syndrome, so make up your own.
Honeydew Syndrome by Joe Mum June 20, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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