honching

The use of the masturbation product called "Head Honcho."

Kevin: I heard a squeaky noise from your bedroom. Were you honching?

Jeff: Yes. It felt so good.

by TaChO May 10, 2009

the honch

A strip of small dive bars infested with prostitutes and hotels in Yokosuka, Japan where sailors blow their paychecks on the first and fifteenth of the month.

Yo ABH1 let's go get fucked up in the honch tonight!

by airman smuckatelli February 10, 2019

Honch

The act of secretly filming a friend and a girl of particular interest whilst they are engaging in sexual relations.

"Dude, that girl you pulled tonight is hot... honch?"

or

"We should honch that girl over there. She looks stupid"

by Paul Clayden December 14, 2008

honch

An associate who one finds amusing or attractive and enjoys their company

Tim is my honch, we do everything together!

by krishump43 March 01, 2012

honch

A short term that could be used in place of dude, man, or boi. It is what it is.

C'mon honch! Lift that box up!

by BooWeezy May 18, 2005

honch

a penis or a dildo

Dude! She has a honch in her purse!

by getbentsd April 12, 2011

Honch

A word that means whatever you want it to

"Shut up you honch"
"Yo that's honchin"

by GarfieldLuvr69 June 01, 2018