midges 

Flying pests that look similar to mosquitoes. Even though these things don't bite... the sheer numbers of them in one location can be extremely disruptive. Midge swarms have even been known to cause disruption to traffic and can also appear on weather radars.

Most commonly found near streams, rivers, ponds, and large bodies of water. Usually dormant until spring and early summer weather.

Jeff's entire house was covered in midges... you couldn't even tell the house was white.

midges by Brad198910 July 18, 2006

midges dangler 

A measurement term for being extremely close to size

Close enough it's only a midges dangler away

midges dangler by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

midges dangler 

Very very close to being spec size

That will do it's only a midges dangler away

midges dangler by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

midges dangler 

To be very very close to spec size

That will do it's within a midges dangler

midges dangler by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

Midget Spinner 

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023

MIT of the Midwest 

A term reserved for schools in the Midwestern United States that are strong in science, technology, engineering and mathematics(STEM) . This term primarily is used to refer to the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign (UIUC) as many of its college of engineering graduates and faculties have founded large successful technology companies such as Oracle, Tesla, AMD, Youtube, Paypal, and Yelp among others. The University of Illinois is also home to the National Center for Supercomputing Applications (NCSA).

HAL 9000 was born in Urbana, Illinois, home to the "MIT of the midwest."

MIT of the Midwest by SeattleForever October 8, 2020

Midget Forehead 

A forehead so big that it would stay the same size if you became a midget

"My girlfriend isn't tall, her height is in her midget forehead."

Midget Forehead by Lightningr1der January 16, 2020