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Homostasis 

Not to be mistaken with homeostasis (n.)

The delicate domain of equilibrium within a heterosexual person that prevents them from being too insecurely homophobic and being too obnoxiously gay in social situations.

i.e. Right between acting too straight and too gay
Todd and I had to share a tiny couch at a friend's place the other night but it's alright - I said "no homo" so I didn't break homostasis.
Homostasis by Uthgerd Goodsucc January 28, 2019

Homostasis 

A stable gay relationship. Not to be confused with "Homeostasis".
"Ive finally done it! Ive maintained Homostasis!" Every gay guy ever.
Homostasis by TheOver1ord14 November 4, 2022

Homiestasis 

Maintaining an adequate and proper tightness level with your homies.
Man, having a job and a girlfriend is seriously fucking up my homiestasis
Homiestasis by JohnnyJr. November 7, 2010

homieostasis 

When good friends stay helping each other out.
The mutual regulation of a relationship between two homies.
Shares similar qualities to a bromance.
"Chillin' with the homies, call it homieostasis." -Joellieollie
"I keep our homieostasis by kissing my homie gn."
"I always keep my socks on when I do what ever it takes to maintain homieostasis"
homieostasis by yungquezo December 24, 2018

Homeostasis 

In biology, the ability of a system or living organism to adjust its internal environment to maintain a stable equilibrium, for example the ability of warm-blooded animals to maintain a constant temperature. It can also refer to a dynamic equilibrium or balance.
My temperature is 98.6. I am at homeostasis.
Homeostasis by Joshof7gyms June 22, 2011

cry hypostasis

cry hypostasis is a creator who comments "cry hypostasis" on random tiktoks.
they r really nice and funny if u get to know them, and they also are a big fan of genshin and nge
ALSO GO FOLLOW THEM ON TIKTOK RN 😠💢
"omg it's a grey cube"
"no it's not dumbass it's cry hypostasis"
cry hypostasis by maelaloo February 25, 2022
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