homoception

"Homosexual exception." When a person who identifies as heterosexual falls for someone of the same sex, the object of his or her affection is that person's homoception.

See also heteroception.

1. Samantha Ronson is rumored to be Lindsay Lohan's homoception.

2. "Dude, I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but Anthony was just a homoception. Sorry."

by feyling May 17, 2009

homosectional

When two people of the same band section date each other, generally a practice that is not recommended

Oh have you seen April and Sam? They're so openly homosectional

by wannadrum21 October 28, 2010

homosectional

A term used by band geeks to describe somebody who dates people only in their section. It's highly frowned upon, especially since sections are family. And things can get awkward when you break up and have to deal with them still.

Matt: Did you hear that Ashley, the french horn player, is dating Tyler?
Preston: Aren't they in the same section?
Matt: Yeah they are. What homosectionals.

Jim: I'm heterosectional, what about you?
Jake: Nah, man, I'm homosectional. The girls in my section are hot.

by cherubic disaster November 19, 2012

Romoception

Your favorite football teams starting quarterback throws a late game interception that loses the game.

Tony Romo, in practically every game he plays in. Romoception.

by BenJamin October 6, 2013

Homorection

A gay penis which thinks for itself, but belongs to the body of a straight man.

Luca - "Hey what are you doing? Get out there we're finally getting some!"

Homorection - "I don't like her too much... she doesn't know how to stroke me very well. Can you do it instead? PLEASE! You know how I like to be touched..."

by maXrUm December 16, 2004

homosectional

A sectional counch owned by homosexuals.

Bob and Larry went shopping yesterday for the perfect patterned homosectional.

by Hange December 9, 2008

Homosectional

The types of cheap couches and living-room furniture that gay guys decorate with that are inconsistent with the stereotypical perception that gays are great decorators.

I thought that when we went to Jim and Kevin's new place we would see fabulous stuff. But their joint was crammed with Homosectionals.

by Paul August 23, 2004