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homosausage 

1. Vinny
2. Little Stuey
3. Jimmy
4. Brett Favre
5. Any one who acts, thinks, or speaks in a gay or queer fashion.
1. Heebs deciphered that the Stugots were both a homosausage once he caught them giving each other a wet pancho in the bathroom stall at the Greyhound bus depot.

2. PC felt like a homosausage after completing another trade with the Glove Covenant since everyone said he got anal raped.
homosausage by Frank Bulls March 11, 2005
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homo sausage

the penis of a homosexual male. men who have a homo sausage usually turn that way as they do not feel women can truly respect their penis, in length and girth. so they turn to males, who know what makes a good homo sausage.
-often served up the batty crease.
-best taken with lube
-often belong to males named matt who turns emo because of the way he feels he is being mistreated.
-a male with a homo sausage will often have sent photos of it to females, then as they did not faint over the size of it, they then turn to making it a homo sausage.
-"homo sausage and mash" is a term used to describe the act of taking many homo sausages, and rubbing them wildly. once rubbed they will then spit mash at the other sausages, hence creating the perfect homo sausage an mash for dinner or a midnight snack.
"hey pete, wanna see my homo sausage?"

-Matt, "hey ellie, what do you think of my sausage?"
-Ellie, "its nothing too special, get over it/yourself."
Matt, "alright thats it, its now a homo sausage, i'm getting my cousin over."
homo sausage by cashmere868 January 11, 2009
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026