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When a school has a homosexual male who is trying to hide his sexuality, so he bangs a girl out of fear others will make fun of him.
Jimmy John: dude u gay?

Homohoaxer: nah dog i fucked a girl!

Jimmy John: Oh dude sounds good man!
Homohoax by LetsGetStaarted April 29, 2015
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homohobo 

n. a gay man who sleeps in a different place every night, but never at his apartment.
He slept with Andrew on Tuesday, John on Wednesday, and Tom on Thursday. He's such a homohobo.
homohobo by Too Awesome March 3, 2011

homohypothesis

"I think Carlos is gay, but that's just my homohypothesis."
homohypothesis by Kyatorite May 30, 2018

homometer 

coined by Ed Helms aka Andy Bernard on the daily show.

a classier version of the gaydar
like a gay radar...

it's called a homometer!
homometer by mcha June 6, 2007

Homohammad 

An arab male who exhibits behavior that tends to be homosexual. Examples are the Ayatollahs deep french kissing young boys or Saudi Princes holding hands with President Bush. Pretty much all other arab males as well, just that they haven't been caught yet.

Also, any arab or indian who hits you up in a chat-room even though he knows you're a guy.
"Dude, check out that guy wearing a dress!"
"Fuck that homohammad. Keep him away from the pre-school."
"He looks like a queer."
"They all are, dude, they all are."

Also

"Fuck you, you homohammad! I'm a guy! Go back to Spain!"
Homohammad by G dee-cee-co December 16, 2007

homohumper 

One who tends to hump Homo's
"oh wow, look at that homohumper in action" (watching a gay porno where a homo on t.v. is humping away)
homohumper by Brittnie April 18, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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