homohm

A unit of homosexuality derived from the ohm. Coined by Zachary Weiner.

Son: Dad... I'm gay.
Dad: How gay?
Son: 6.4 homohms.
Dad: That is within acceptable bounds.

homohm by Sue Don M. November 10, 2010

Homohoax

When a school has a homosexual male who is trying to hide his sexuality, so he bangs a girl out of fear others will make fun of him.

Jimmy John: dude u gay?

Homohoaxer: nah dog i fucked a girl!

Jimmy John: Oh dude sounds good man!

Homohoax by LetsGetStaarted April 29, 2015

homohobo 

n. a gay man who sleeps in a different place every night, but never at his apartment.

He slept with Andrew on Tuesday, John on Wednesday, and Tom on Thursday. He's such a homohobo.

homohobo by Too Awesome March 3, 2011

homohypothesis

The hypothesis that someone is a homosexual.

"I think Carlos is gay, but that's just my homohypothesis."

homohypothesis by Kyatorite May 30, 2018

homometer 

coined by Ed Helms aka Andy Bernard on the daily show.

a classier version of the gaydar

like a gay radar...

it's called a homometer!

homometer by mcha June 6, 2007

Homohammad 

An arab male who exhibits behavior that tends to be homosexual. Examples are the Ayatollahs deep french kissing young boys or Saudi Princes holding hands with President Bush. Pretty much all other arab males as well, just that they haven't been caught yet.

Also, any arab or indian who hits you up in a chat-room even though he knows you're a guy.

"Dude, check out that guy wearing a dress!"
"Fuck that homohammad. Keep him away from the pre-school."
"He looks like a queer."
"They all are, dude, they all are."

Also

"Fuck you, you homohammad! I'm a guy! Go back to Spain!"

Homohammad by G dee-cee-co December 16, 2007

homohumper 

One who tends to hump Homo's

"oh wow, look at that homohumper in action" (watching a gay porno where a homo on t.v. is humping away)

homohumper by Brittnie April 18, 2005