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Homochondriac 

A person (generally male) who is so worried about being construed as gay they go out of their way to prove they're not. Thinks every time that they look at a guy they're going to suddenly start having feelings or attraction towards the same sex. 99% of the time the person in question is straight but just a little confused.
Eric is such a homochondriac that he won't even make eye contact with most guys anymore
Homochondriac by njv1451 December 18, 2010

Homocentric 

To be, regardless of sexual preference, heavily involved in (or in admiration of) underground gay/queer culture. More specifically applies to those with heterosexual preferences who, if mistaken for being gay, would be unmoved or even flattered.
Does NOT apply to overzealous, jocular, homoerotic posturing, ala Jackass, Wildboyz, making out with your friend to appear edgy, etc.
A: "Is John gay? He's always hanging with that clique of artfags."

B: "I think he's got a girlfriend. He's probably just homocentric."
Homocentric by Mr. Thrill February 4, 2010

homobone 

noun: an erection of the penis caused by a sexual attraction to another man
Oh man, Stuart is giving me a total homobone.
homobone by Lance of France November 17, 2011

homocorn 

the lonely homocorn was pretty sad, he admired the non-homocorns at a distance.
you nasty little homocorn c;

homocaninecrobeastipediphiliphobia 

(Ho-Moe-Kan-i-Neck-Row-Beasty-Ped-i-Fill-i-Foe-Bee-Uh)
-noun
The fear or hatred of individuals who derive sexual gratification or engage in sexual congress with dead puppies of their own gender.
Ex: William's veternary license was revoked after security cameras from the kennel captured him engaging in wanton acts which sparked a pubic wave of homocaninecrobeastipediphiliphobia.

origin: 1990's Northwest Georgia from the Latin and Greek stems for same+canine+dead+beastiality+child+atraction+fear

Homotone 

A very high-pitched voice used most commonly by male homosexuals. This voice is usually coupled with an exaggerated lisp.
Billy: "Oh he ith hot!"
Bob: "Damn dude, Billy has got to stop talking in such a homotone voice, I just wanna punch him in the throat every time I hear it."
Homotone by WordMasterPhlex August 24, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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