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Homochondriac 

A person (generally male) who is so worried about being construed as gay they go out of their way to prove they're not. Thinks every time that they look at a guy they're going to suddenly start having feelings or attraction towards the same sex. 99% of the time the person in question is straight but just a little confused.
Eric is such a homochondriac that he won't even make eye contact with most guys anymore
Homochondriac by njv1451 December 18, 2010

Homocentric 

To be, regardless of sexual preference, heavily involved in (or in admiration of) underground gay/queer culture. More specifically applies to those with heterosexual preferences who, if mistaken for being gay, would be unmoved or even flattered.
Does NOT apply to overzealous, jocular, homoerotic posturing, ala Jackass, Wildboyz, making out with your friend to appear edgy, etc.
A: "Is John gay? He's always hanging with that clique of artfags."

B: "I think he's got a girlfriend. He's probably just homocentric."
Homocentric by Mr. Thrill February 4, 2010

homobone 

noun: an erection of the penis caused by a sexual attraction to another man
Oh man, Stuart is giving me a total homobone.
homobone by Lance of France November 17, 2011

homocorn 

the lonely homocorn was pretty sad, he admired the non-homocorns at a distance.
you nasty little homocorn c;

homocaninecrobeastipediphiliphobia 

(Ho-Moe-Kan-i-Neck-Row-Beasty-Ped-i-Fill-i-Foe-Bee-Uh)
-noun
The fear or hatred of individuals who derive sexual gratification or engage in sexual congress with dead puppies of their own gender.
Ex: William's veternary license was revoked after security cameras from the kennel captured him engaging in wanton acts which sparked a pubic wave of homocaninecrobeastipediphiliphobia.

origin: 1990's Northwest Georgia from the Latin and Greek stems for same+canine+dead+beastiality+child+atraction+fear

Homotone 

A very high-pitched voice used most commonly by male homosexuals. This voice is usually coupled with an exaggerated lisp.
Billy: "Oh he ith hot!"
Bob: "Damn dude, Billy has got to stop talking in such a homotone voice, I just wanna punch him in the throat every time I hear it."
Homotone by WordMasterPhlex August 24, 2008