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homiewreck 

A homiewrecker is a bro who won't let you date a girl who 'just wasn't good enough for you, man'. The deference between a homewrecker and a homiewrecker is that it is a selfless action done for your homie instead of for yourself.
Jake: "What the fuck dude! I liked her!"
Kev: "Hey, chill man. I did this for you. She was using you as a meatstick. You deserve someone who appreciates how smart and funny you are."
Jake: "Kind of getting a gay vibe here bro, but what you're saying is you homiewrecked me."
Kev: "I homiewrecked you. No-homo."
homiewreck by ViHelena May 7, 2017

homewhore 

A close friend who was in your home at some point or another.
Hey homewhore, are you coming over later? friend whore bitches friends
homewhore by Magicmike59 June 30, 2016

Hoewhore 

Mix of the insult hoe (not the gardening utensil) and whore.
Everyone: “Nancy is a hoewhore with how many boyfriends she has had”
Hoewhore by BigButteryBoi April 16, 2020

Homiephobe 

When your homie won't kiss you goodnight no homo included
Homie 1: Kiss me goodnight homes no homo
Homie 2: Nah brah
Homie 1: You a homiephobe dawg

homiehoestasis 

Maintaining a proper balance of time spent with the homies and the hoes. (Can be platonic or romantic)
Homie: Yo hop on in 15

You: Sorry bro imma go netflix and chill with my girl.

Homie: Yo come on man that’s not a proper homiehoestasis! You’ve spent all week with her and have only played for 30 minutes!

You: Don’t worry i’ll make it up to u next week ;)
homiehoestasis by anti-🍯 man January 8, 2021

homiehomeophobia 

the fear of having a homie (someone who you consider to be your friend or very close friend) and therefore distancing yourself from everyone you know who has a homie or supports homies, which also (at the same time) having a fear of homes/houses and never living or going near one.
oh my gosh did you hear that jessica has homiehomeophobia