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Homiephobe 

When your homie won't kiss you goodnight no homo included
Homie 1: Kiss me goodnight homes no homo
Homie 2: Nah brah
Homie 1: You a homiephobe dawg
Words you can keep

Homiephobe 

The significant other that you bring around your best homies and is always shy.
Rob: Yo Brad, we chillin' tonight?
Brad: Yeah man, but I gotta bring Wanda, I just hope she doesn't turn into a homiephobe.
Homiephobe by Lanceeboy121 April 28, 2009

homiephobe 

A person that does't aprove of their spouse hanging out with their homies.
Homie: Hey bro, wanna hang out today?
Guy dating homiephobe: Can't, my gf is kinda a homiephobe.
homiephobe by Polish Tapeworm June 4, 2020

homiephobe 

an individual who claims to enjoy spending time with their friends, while at the same time taking multiple opportunities to dodge them
this dude been deafened in call for hours, quite the homiephobe
homiephobe by shuryo senki December 20, 2021

Nae nae Homiephobe 

Nae nae homies is the belief that it’s not gay if it’s with the homies

But a nae nae homiephobe is a person who hates that and cancelles all nae nae homies.
Cheezwhizaddict: Bro ur my nae nae homie

Whoreepuke: yeah let’s go make out in the park but you know it’s not gay because your my homie
Naenaehomiephobe: nah dudes that’s disgusting!

Cheezwhizaddict: stop being such a nae nae homiephobe!

A homiephobe 

A girlfriend who doesn't like when her boyfriend hangs out with his homie.
GF: You're always hanging out with them!
BF: They're my homies, why are you being such a homiephobe?
A homiephobe by Cumcretemaker July 7, 2020

Homiephobic 

When your friend won’t hang out and be a homie, doing stuff by yourself and not being one of the homies.
Guy 1: Hey where’s Steve?

Guy 2: He’s homiephobic, doesn’t want to hang out with us anymore.
Guy 1: Damn didn’t know Steve was a bitch.
Homiephobic by Spidey_ November 16, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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