hometero
hometero by ploopstertheplurple February 14, 2014
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Hometero-Sexual
A Gay Person who has Sexual relations with the Opposite sex but only emotionally connects to the same sex.
Jason: Yo I fucked this chick yesterday at the party, shit was Crazy
Mike: Dude, aren’t u gay?
Jason: Nah I’m a Hometero
Mike: A Hoe-met a what???
Jason: Lmao, Hometero-Sexual, basically I’m sexually Bi but I only Date or have relationships with guys
Mike: Ohhhhh, niceeee, so ab that chick???👀👀
Mike: Dude, aren’t u gay?
Jason: Nah I’m a Hometero
Mike: A Hoe-met a what???
Jason: Lmao, Hometero-Sexual, basically I’m sexually Bi but I only Date or have relationships with guys
Mike: Ohhhhh, niceeee, so ab that chick???👀👀
Hometero-Sexual by Korisko August 21, 2019
Related Words
hometerosexual • hometero • Hometro • homethrob • hometrosexual • Homoterosexual • homer-erotic • home ero • Home Jerome
Homererotic
Too sexy (in an overweight, balding, unintelligent, fish-eyed, yellow-skinned sort of way). Typically used ironically.
Maud: Hey Betty, whatcha doin?
Betty: Looking at some Homererotic photos I found in my husbands' closet.
Maud: Oh my gosh! Aren't you concerned?
Betty: Concerned? Heck no. It's just a bunch of shots of him doing keg stands in his boxer shorts with his other fat hunting buddies.
Maud: Mmmmm, donut.
Betty: Looking at some Homererotic photos I found in my husbands' closet.
Maud: Oh my gosh! Aren't you concerned?
Betty: Concerned? Heck no. It's just a bunch of shots of him doing keg stands in his boxer shorts with his other fat hunting buddies.
Maud: Mmmmm, donut.
Homererotic by poetcetera November 12, 2010
homethrob
Noun. Stemming from "homeless heartthrob", a member of the homeless community that possesses many of the physical attributes valued and sought by the superficial man; i.e., come-hither eyes, succulent lips, a sexy smile, flowing hair, shapely figure, etc. Rarely witnessed and once thought to be extinct in North America, the homethrob resides at the top of the homeless food chain.
"Hey, did you just see that guy crawling out of the dumpster? If you took the diaper off of his head, wiped the piss off of his pants, sprayed him with a firehose and had the "I am God" tattoo laser-removed from his forehead, I swear he would be a spittin' image of George Clooney. Talk about a homethrob!"
homethrob by Kris Miller August 28, 2005
Hometro
Hometro by Organized disorder August 28, 2010
hometerosexual
A typical man, who happens to like other men, but without being a screaming queen and broadcasting it on all frequencies...
Can sometimes be confused with a metrosexual straight man Or a closeted gay man...
Coined by Alan... COPYRIGHT
Can sometimes be confused with a metrosexual straight man Or a closeted gay man...
Coined by Alan... COPYRIGHT
Hey, did you see that boy last night at bar? he was really nice, best of, he's a hometerosexual, so it makes him even cuter...
hometerosexual by Ally151085 December 29, 2008
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