hometero

A gay guy who acts super straight.

Josh is such a hometero that even when he came out his parents thought he was lying

by ploopstertheplurple February 14, 2014

Hometero-Sexual

A Gay Person who has Sexual relations with the Opposite sex but only emotionally connects to the same sex.

Jason: Yo I fucked this chick yesterday at the party, shit was Crazy
Mike: Dude, aren’t u gay?
Jason: Nah I’m a Hometero
Mike: A Hoe-met a what???
Jason: Lmao, Hometero-Sexual, basically I’m sexually Bi but I only Date or have relationships with guys
Mike: Ohhhhh, niceeee, so ab that chick???👀👀

by Korisko August 21, 2019

Homererotic

Too sexy (in an overweight, balding, unintelligent, fish-eyed, yellow-skinned sort of way). Typically used ironically.

Maud: Hey Betty, whatcha doin?
Betty: Looking at some Homererotic photos I found in my husbands' closet.
Maud: Oh my gosh! Aren't you concerned?
Betty: Concerned? Heck no. It's just a bunch of shots of him doing keg stands in his boxer shorts with his other fat hunting buddies.

Maud: Mmmmm, donut.

by poetcetera November 12, 2010

homethrob

Noun. Stemming from "homeless heartthrob", a member of the homeless community that possesses many of the physical attributes valued and sought by the superficial man; i.e., come-hither eyes, succulent lips, a sexy smile, flowing hair, shapely figure, etc. Rarely witnessed and once thought to be extinct in North America, the homethrob resides at the top of the homeless food chain.

"Hey, did you just see that guy crawling out of the dumpster? If you took the diaper off of his head, wiped the piss off of his pants, sprayed him with a firehose and had the "I am God" tattoo laser-removed from his forehead, I swear he would be a spittin' image of George Clooney. Talk about a homethrob!"

by Kris Miller August 28, 2005

hometrosexual

A hometrosexual is a gay guy dressing like a straight guy trying to dress like a gay guy.

Very stylin'!

With his gold pants, white fur coat, and pink sequined shoes, Gary looked like a complete hometrosexual.

He was a total boi magnet!

by scodder May 2, 2010

Hometro

A guy who is highly metro sexual and awfully close to being a homo.

You got your chest waxed and a pedicure. Way to be a HOMETRO.

by Organized disorder August 28, 2010

hometerosexual

A typical man, who happens to like other men, but without being a screaming queen and broadcasting it on all frequencies...
Can sometimes be confused with a metrosexual straight man Or a closeted gay man...

Coined by Alan... COPYRIGHT

Hey, did you see that boy last night at bar? he was really nice, best of, he's a hometerosexual, so it makes him even cuter...

by Ally151085 December 29, 2008