Cjgitis

A rare and incurable disease that causes the sufferer to display overly dramatic and attention seeking symptoms.

More advance causes may seem very similar to cancer, however it's phantom cancer that doesn't actually exist.

Sometimes the victim may consider self harm or suicide. This is also made up.

It is caused by overly dramatic teenage/childhood experiences, however it is often the case that it's all a delusion.

That poor girl has a touch of cjgitis.

by Ally151085 April 22, 2010

dook

A browse/look aimlessly. Like window shopping.

Hey, We're heading to take a doot about town, have a dook in the shops, you coming?

by Ally151085 April 01, 2007

Foooml

Acronym for Fuck Off Out Of My Life.

I wish that cunt would hurry up and foooml!

by Ally151085 January 09, 2011

hometerosexual

A typical man, who happens to like other men, but without being a screaming queen and broadcasting it on all frequencies...
Can sometimes be confused with a metrosexual straight man Or a closeted gay man...

Coined by Alan... COPYRIGHT

Hey, did you see that boy last night at bar? he was really nice, best of, he's a hometerosexual, so it makes him even cuter...

by Ally151085 December 29, 2008

Occupationless

Willingly unemployeed, ie Choosing not to work

Created by David Alexander Bell... Aka Le Gange Aka Le Bellbag

And what do you do for a living?

Oh I'm occupationless...

by Ally151085 May 08, 2007

doot

A walk with no real aim or direction

Hey, we're headed for a doot about town, fancy coming?

by Ally151085 April 01, 2007