homestress

A close female friend, whom you trust. Originated from homegirl.

Hey, don't talk to her like that... she's my homestress.

by supersight July 5, 2010

Homegression

The 2008 United States failing economy caused by a poorly handled housing market rise and fall (Highest foreclosure rates since The Great Depression) coupled with a time of war overseen by President Bush and his administration.

We bought that home out of the homegression era. Boy was it a deal!

by Brian Pere February 17, 2008

homesless

a profound lack of Latino friends and/or acquaintances.

David's high school wasn't very diverse, he's homesless

by thespot84 March 24, 2010

Honkstress

A female honkey of the species.

Shanequa: "Check out dat sh*t. Some pastey mayo eatin' honkstress be tryin' to steal mah man....Jo'Mayne, get yo ass back over here before I goes off on you. As fo you, bitch...I'm bouts ta go buzz saw on yo ass!

by PokeChop April 13, 2008

hoetress

A woman that acts like a hoe but doesn't fuck.

The chick that was grinding and feeling up on me was just a hoetress cause she didnt wanna go back to my place.

by MurphDG July 24, 2009

Himstress

a lonely and thirsty malewith no self-respect who willingly subjects himself to the attention of married woman

Have you met with Pete who such a himstress and only dates married broads.

by Geek god June 4, 2018

Hempstress

One who stresses the hemp. An educator who teaches the masses on the cannabis sativa l. plant, aka hemp. A play on the word seamstress, as hemp is used as a fiber for clothing. Invented by #mrshempstress herself. See other hemp puns invented by the #hempstressoftheroc thank you.

We went to the Rochester public market district in western New York and got hempducated on the hemp plant by a female hempstress who knew a vast array of factoids and offered us multiple suggestions for use of this natural superfood. She definitely stressed the hemp and we learned a ton of information we hadn't known before.

by #mrshempstress October 8, 2019