Hempstress 

One who stresses the hemp. An educator who teaches the masses on the cannabis sativa l. plant, aka hemp. A play on the word seamstress, as hemp is used as a fiber for clothing. Invented by #mrshempstress herself. See other hemp puns invented by the #hempstressoftheroc thank you.

We went to the Rochester public market district in western New York and got hempducated on the hemp plant by a female hempstress who knew a vast array of factoids and offered us multiple suggestions for use of this natural superfood. She definitely stressed the hemp and we learned a ton of information we hadn't known before.

Hempstress by #mrshempstress October 8, 2019

Hipstress

A term used to describe a female hipster

That hipstress over there is looking fine in her plaid shirt and her thrift store skinny pants.

Hipstress by Herbinator March 4, 2009

Humptress 

A woman who humps with frequency

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.

Humptress by David March 16, 2003

Hempress 

NOUN
a woman, or earthling who identifies as such, who is a sovereign hemp ruler of great power and rank, especially one ruling a hempire.

The Hempress Sativa rocked the mic in Kingston, Jamaica whilst her hempire watched and cheered her on at the annual hemp festival.

Hempress by #mrshempstress October 15, 2019

hipstress

A hipster mistress; often of a professor or other intellectual

Did you see the bedroom eyes she was giving Professor Williams? She is totally his hipstress. His wife HATES her.

hipstress by MacDeee July 27, 2006

Himstress 

a lonely and thirsty malewith no self-respect who willingly subjects himself to the attention of married woman

Have you met with Pete who such a himstress and only dates married broads.

Himstress by Geek god June 4, 2018

homestress

A close female friend, whom you trust. Originated from homegirl.

Hey, don't talk to her like that... she's my homestress.

homestress by supersight July 5, 2010