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hoetress 

A woman that acts like a hoe but doesn't fuck.
The chick that was grinding and feeling up on me was just a hoetress cause she didnt wanna go back to my place.
hoetress by MurphDG July 24, 2009
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hottress 

Dude, we just got a total hottress.
hottress by Cardholer November 30, 2009
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Hootress 

I hope we have a hot hootress today. Where is my hootress with my wings?
Hootress by Duecey 2 October 13, 2008

Hootress 

A waitress at the Hot Wings dining establishment.
Get over here with my wings, Hootress!
Hootress by Duecey 2 October 17, 2008

Hootress 

Waiters or (more applicable to waitresses) that flirt and flaunt for more tips.
Ben: The waitress is flirting with me.

En: No Ben, she's a hootress. You probably think strippers like u.
Hootress by lilaznladi3 January 3, 2010
The process in which a woman who sells herself (stripper, or otherwise) convinces a successful person to marry and or have children with them for personal gain.

you've been whoring for a long time but now you have made it.
She was a stripper but now she's a social media icon. Gotta respect her Hoegress
hoegress by KWA2DAKOO0 July 12, 2017

Hostress 

V. Stress and anxiety brought by the leader of a gathering or party
N. One who has extreme anxiety when entertaining guests
Verb: She was hostressing so hard In preparation for the party that she passed out on the coat pile by 7:00p.m.
Noun: The hostress was shaking with suppressed frustration while compulsively slipping coasters under the sticky cups dripping with condensation.
Hostress by Jesstice March 15, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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