homento
Damn dawg, last night I banged this fine chick. This morning, I found she left her panties at my place as a homento.
homento by buffmetube September 18, 2012
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hometown lucky
When someone returns home from college and hooks up with an old friend simply because they haven't seen each other in a long time...and they're horny.
The hometown lucky is the person who is contacted.
The hometown lucky is the person who is contacted.
So I got home from college last night and needed some action. I texted my usual girl and that night she became my hometown lucky.
hometown lucky by jlen03 January 26, 2012
Related Words
homento • hometown • homent • Hometown Hero • hometown pride • Homerton • HomeTown Buffet • hoentology • Homenometer • Homentum
hometown girl
A female with significant shared history. Can be trusted and hang around to feel 'at home' with.
In between the girlfriend and 'fuckbuddy' status.
In between the girlfriend and 'fuckbuddy' status.
"You'll never be my hometown girl
There's nothing like her in this world
I'm tired of the get around girls
Ain't nothing like my hometown girl"
- "Hometown Girl" by Zhu
There's nothing like her in this world
I'm tired of the get around girls
Ain't nothing like my hometown girl"
- "Hometown Girl" by Zhu
hometown girl by Ringa Linga May 31, 2017
Hometown
A referee that never calls fair calls; Often used in chant “Hometown ref”; The 4th most powerful being of all-time
That is a hometown call!
hometown electrician
While ramming your flesh dagger into a girl's cervix, unsuspectedly insert any metal kitchen utensil (fork, spoon, knife etc.) into a nearby power outlet. This is sure to be a rather shocking sexual encounter for any average couple.
hometown electrician by crazy nucker April 22, 2010
Hometown Heroes Night
The eve before Thanksgiving where all the losers you went to high school with converge on the same bar. This often results in one of the following scenarios:
1. You see the losers who have never left your hometown, they are all belligerently drunk, annoying, and think they are cool.
2. You meet up with the chick who was hot in high school and is still kind of hot so you try to bag her. You later find out she is the town prostitute/cum dumpster.
3. You run into an acquaintance who you haven't talked to in years and have the awkward "Hey! How are You? What have you been up to?" conversation.
4. You have a drink with your old football/ baseball coach who is now an alcoholic.
5. You try to bang your ex-gf or that chick who polished your knob once in 9th grade.
6. Bear spectacle to every guy simultaneously hitting on the young co-eds who came back from college just for the holiday.
1. You see the losers who have never left your hometown, they are all belligerently drunk, annoying, and think they are cool.
2. You meet up with the chick who was hot in high school and is still kind of hot so you try to bag her. You later find out she is the town prostitute/cum dumpster.
3. You run into an acquaintance who you haven't talked to in years and have the awkward "Hey! How are You? What have you been up to?" conversation.
4. You have a drink with your old football/ baseball coach who is now an alcoholic.
5. You try to bang your ex-gf or that chick who polished your knob once in 9th grade.
6. Bear spectacle to every guy simultaneously hitting on the young co-eds who came back from college just for the holiday.
Hey, lets go to the bar for Hometown Heroes night. I really want to smush Jane Doe, she gave me the best brains in 9th grade.
Hometown Heroes Night by Game Over Chump October 7, 2013
Homenometer
Homenometer by ROFLMYWAFLZ December 2, 2009
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