zap

a game were you write a time at the top of a persons hand and a name at on the palm if they look at their palm before the time at the top of their hand they will have to ask that person out other variations are hugging the person or kissing them this game is usually played by middle schoolers
my favorite game ever

"Hey, can I zap you."
"O hi i got zapped and I looked at my hand so... will u go out with me."

by mrs.niehous January 20, 2009

Zap

a word used to describe an utter failure

Did you see that girl just face plant into that pile of vomit? What a zap!

by Parthvader8 December 20, 2010

Zap

To cum, jizz, bust, or release semen.

Amber: How was he?
Laura: He zapped me with his giant load!

by SAMI34 October 28, 2011

zap

to shoot with a ray gun, laser, taser or other electronic device

He was zapped midway through a long boring speech.

by egorsm November 30, 2004

zap

The sound made by an electric arc or spark, esp. when a person receives a shock.

He got zapped when he got to close to the high voltage.

by Dan Drzewiecki November 5, 2003

Zap

To lose your mind, possibly temporarily, most likely forever. Shell Shocked. Dazed and Confused. Delusional.

From Apocalypse Now: "Mr Clean was from some South Bronx shithole... and I think the light and the space of Vietnam... really put the zap on his head."

by Dynomike54 November 20, 2009

Zap

A retarded list of kids who have to go to a certain room aka prison and do stupid shit work that they did not do in the classroom

Dillon: Yo I have zap today

Cj: For what

Dillon: Reading class fucking stupid book report

Cj: Damn, good luck

by GhostSparto May 29, 2019