Zap

a word used to describe an utter failure

Did you see that girl just face plant into that pile of vomit? What a zap!

by Parthvader8 December 19, 2010

Zap

To cum, jizz, bust, or release semen.

Amber: How was he?
Laura: He zapped me with his giant load!

by SAMI34 October 28, 2011

Zap

To lose your mind, possibly temporarily, most likely forever. Shell Shocked. Dazed and Confused. Delusional.

From Apocalypse Now: "Mr Clean was from some South Bronx shithole... and I think the light and the space of Vietnam... really put the zap on his head."

by Dynomike54 November 21, 2009

Zap

A retarded list of kids who have to go to a certain room aka prison and do stupid shit work that they did not do in the classroom

Dillon: Yo I have zap today

Cj: For what

Dillon: Reading class fucking stupid book report

Cj: Damn, good luck

by GhostSparto May 29, 2019

Zap

To microwave something.

Im just gonna zap it to warm it up

by Forty7 June 20, 2009

Zap

little hits when smokin

man that was no hit, that was a zap

by losnynes March 26, 2007

Zap

Quick line of cocaine.

“You boys tryna blow a few zaps and get weird”? “Fuck yea I love a few zaps”

by Blowskieswthebroskies January 14, 2022