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homely sexual

A homely sexual is an ugly gay guy.
I had to put a bag over Marco's head when I was banging him," said Neal. "He's such a homely sexual."
homely sexual by scodder June 28, 2010
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homey sexual

homey sexual by dat is so stoopid January 5, 2005

Homey Sexual

Someone that is only sexually attracted to there homies, no matter the gender.
"I don't care that they are traneys or helicopters, they are my homies so I fuck wit them."
"wHaT iS wRoNg WiTh YoU!"
"I'm Homey sexual."
Homey Sexual by sWaGkAgE February 14, 2020

homelysexual

1. A gay man (or lesbian) who is oblivious to his complete lack of fashion sense and still flaunts himself around as though he were anything but tragic. Prone to excessive amounts of makeup and/or spandex.

2. A less-than-attractive gay man (or lesbian) whose lack of self-awareness doesn't stop him from hitting on guys who are way out of his league.
I was having a good night out until I kept getting eye-banged by that homelysexual in the corner.

I walked into H&M and it was like Homelysexuals on Parade.

Homeysexual

When a homeboy or homegirl spends all of his/her time fawning over a homey of the same sex. This homey crush goes beyond the scope of best friends. The casual observer would often mistake this as just a simple homosexual relationship. However upon closer inspection i.e. saggin` pants, oversize sports jerseys, baseball caps at many different angles, accompanied with nicknames such as dawg, playa, and gangsta the homeysexual is easily identified.
When one homey co-worker packs another same sex homey co-workers lunch each day for him. The homeysexuals "homey crush" has also inspired him to move within walking distance of his "dawg".
Homeysexual by A. Mericanweb February 21, 2008

homeysexual

A rapper or thug that isn't gay, but just likes to fool around with other guys sometimes.
"Dawg, I'm not gay. I'm just a homeysexual."
homeysexual by Carlosos October 16, 2003

homelesexual 

A person that is attracted to another only because said person can provide basic needs. ext (home, food car)
He a homelesexual, don't let the smooth talk fool you!!!
homelesexual by Divaincontrol January 4, 2019
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