homelysexual

1. A gay man (or lesbian) who is oblivious to his complete lack of fashion sense and still flaunts himself around as though he were anything but tragic. Prone to excessive amounts of makeup and/or spandex.

2. A less-than-attractive gay man (or lesbian) whose lack of self-awareness doesn't stop him from hitting on guys who are way out of his league.

I was having a good night out until I kept getting eye-banged by that homelysexual in the corner.

I walked into H&M and it was like Homelysexuals on Parade.

homelysexual by martinibreakfast March 1, 2009

homersexual

A name from one of the prank phone calls that Bart does to Moe on the Simpsons. It is used in season 2, episode 7F15, Principal Charming.

Bart: Hello is Homer there?

Moe: Homer who?

Bart: Homer Sexual.

Moe: Well, one second, let me check. Uhh Homer Sexual. Oh come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual.

Homer: Ha Ha, don't look at me.

Moe: Oh no, You rotten little punk. If I ever get a hold of you I'll sink my teeth into your cheak and rip your face off.

homersexual by Linux System Message April 10, 2004

Homersexual

A man who is aroused by the site of beer and doughnuts. Category that originated with Homer Simpson. Any man who bears a strong resemblance in likeness or habit to Homer Simpson.

Any police officer or fireman you have ever met. "He got all homersexual and hit me for grabbing his Boston creme."

Homersexual by Shane C Gray November 15, 2010

homelessexual 

A person who sleeps with people in order to have somewhere to stay the night. The homelessexual lifestyle involves staying in a relationship in order to stay in a person's house.

I invited Chase over one night after the bar and he never left, I always fall for the homelessexuals.

homelessexual by Mr. Tickles February 2, 2022

homelessexual 

A day trader or similar white-collar employee who has rough hairy intercourse with homeless people in their makeshift cardboard shelters.

Dave is such a homelessexual--he does the nasty with the nasty! He and the hobo did the dirty deed!

homelessexual by Homeless Joe September 20, 2007

homeosexual 

You are straight but you either like boys who look like girls or girls who look like boys. From the Greek "homeo" meaning "similar".

Lara's boyfriend Kurtis looks so much like a girl she must be a homeosexual

homeosexual by Ostercy May 30, 2008

Homelessexual 

A person who has or commits sexual acts for abplace to live.

They were oing to letbme move in, but some homelessexual is staying there now.

Homelessexual by Flywyteguy November 4, 2018