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Homeysexual

When a homeboy or homegirl spends all of his/her time fawning over a homey of the same sex. This homey crush goes beyond the scope of best friends. The casual observer would often mistake this as just a simple homosexual relationship. However upon closer inspection i.e. saggin` pants, oversize sports jerseys, baseball caps at many different angles, accompanied with nicknames such as dawg, playa, and gangsta the homeysexual is easily identified.
When one homey co-worker packs another same sex homey co-workers lunch each day for him. The homeysexuals "homey crush" has also inspired him to move within walking distance of his "dawg".
Homeysexual by A. Mericanweb February 21, 2008
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homeysexual

A rapper or thug that isn't gay, but just likes to fool around with other guys sometimes.
"Dawg, I'm not gay. I'm just a homeysexual."
homeysexual by Carlosos October 16, 2003

Homeysexual

The sexual attraction to the homeys which isn’t gay since they usually have socks on.
Bro I think Bryan’s homeysexual, him and Jacob be acting pretty sussy!

Homeysexual

If it is with a homie it is not gay it's what you would want to survive
It was not gay, it was homeysexual. He was totally ill and to make sure he gets his nut off
Homeysexual by Thetootall January 23, 2024

panromantic homosexual 

Someone who is willing to be romantically involved with a person regardless of gender, but is only sexually attracted to those of the same gender.
She is in a relationship with him, but only has sex with girls. Because she is a panromantic homosexual.

biromantic homosexual 

A person who finds romantic urges towards both men and women but only find sexual interests in the same gender. He or she will enjoy going on dates, hugging, cuddling, buying stuff for their other, and possibly kissing, but they can only be aroused in sexual intercourse with the same gender.
A biromantic homosexual female would date men and women, but usually only "go to bed" with other women.

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion 

The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.
You: Ur family tree lgbt

Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence
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