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Holidache 

The headache you get from the holidays and holiday shopping.
Ugh, trying to figure out what to get Dad is giving me such a holidache.
Holidache by GustinGrope December 1, 2010
A hookers cleaning device, specific to a hooker.
Or, a nasty name to call somebody you thing smells like fish.
Stephen is a hodouche, wow, he sure is a giant smelly used douche bag from a hooker with 6 STDs.
hodouche by Steevy D September 17, 2005

honadouche

(n) a less-than-desirable boyfriend or ex-boyfriend who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole however not quite 'worth' a mother fucker.

(v) an act of douche-baggery which is more idiotic, slightly moronic and almost humorous considering the douche bag who is doing the act.
GP: and he referred to me as "the red head". Gawd, Michael is such a honadouche.

Pooter: Yeah, yesterday JB pulled a honadouche when he made a derogatory comment to a 13 year old girl.
honadouche by Glamourpuss October 15, 2009
The large dump that is taken after a large holiday meal.
Wow, I ate so much of my grandma's stuffing ,turkey, and apple pie, that I had to take a huge Holideuce when I go home.
Holideuce by Biznatch Man April 6, 2010

hobodouche 

A douche who is growing a neckbeard to look cool.
Jeff thinks his neckbeard makes him look suave, but he looks like a hobodouche.
hobodouche by stuffricesays November 7, 2010

Hondouche 

Honda-driving douchebag; usually a Honda (or often Acura) owner who thinks they own the road.
I just saw a totally riced-out Honda run a red light and T-bone someone... What a hondouche.
Hondouche by edw007 May 14, 2016
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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