holidouche

Someone that is a total douchebag during the holidays.

That holidouche just cut in line to see Santa!

by Goomy G December 21, 2017

Holidache

The headache you get from the holidays and holiday shopping.

Ugh, trying to figure out what to get Dad is giving me such a holidache.

by GustinGrope December 1, 2010

hodouche

A hookers cleaning device, specific to a hooker.
Or, a nasty name to call somebody you thing smells like fish.

Stephen is a hodouche, wow, he sure is a giant smelly used douche bag from a hooker with 6 STDs.

by Steevy D September 17, 2005

honadouche

(n) a less-than-desirable boyfriend or ex-boyfriend who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole however not quite 'worth' a mother fucker.

(v) an act of douche-baggery which is more idiotic, slightly moronic and almost humorous considering the douche bag who is doing the act.

GP: and he referred to me as "the red head". Gawd, Michael is such a honadouche.

Pooter: Yeah, yesterday JB pulled a honadouche when he made a derogatory comment to a 13 year old girl.

by Glamourpuss October 15, 2009

Holideuce

The large dump that is taken after a large holiday meal.

Wow, I ate so much of my grandma's stuffing ,turkey, and apple pie, that I had to take a huge Holideuce when I go home.

by Biznatch Man April 6, 2010

hobodouche

A douche who is growing a neckbeard to look cool.

Jeff thinks his neckbeard makes him look suave, but he looks like a hobodouche.

by stuffricesays November 7, 2010

Hondouche

Honda-driving douchebag; usually a Honda (or often Acura) owner who thinks they own the road.

I just saw a totally riced-out Honda run a red light and T-bone someone... What a hondouche.

by edw007 May 14, 2016