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Holidache 

The headache you get from the holidays and holiday shopping.
Ugh, trying to figure out what to get Dad is giving me such a holidache.
Holidache by GustinGrope December 1, 2010
A hookers cleaning device, specific to a hooker.
Or, a nasty name to call somebody you thing smells like fish.
Stephen is a hodouche, wow, he sure is a giant smelly used douche bag from a hooker with 6 STDs.
hodouche by Steevy D September 17, 2005

honadouche

(n) a less-than-desirable boyfriend or ex-boyfriend who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole however not quite 'worth' a mother fucker.

(v) an act of douche-baggery which is more idiotic, slightly moronic and almost humorous considering the douche bag who is doing the act.
GP: and he referred to me as "the red head". Gawd, Michael is such a honadouche.

Pooter: Yeah, yesterday JB pulled a honadouche when he made a derogatory comment to a 13 year old girl.
honadouche by Glamourpuss October 15, 2009
The large dump that is taken after a large holiday meal.
Wow, I ate so much of my grandma's stuffing ,turkey, and apple pie, that I had to take a huge Holideuce when I go home.
Holideuce by Biznatch Man April 6, 2010

hobodouche 

A douche who is growing a neckbeard to look cool.
Jeff thinks his neckbeard makes him look suave, but he looks like a hobodouche.
hobodouche by stuffricesays November 7, 2010

Hondouche 

Honda-driving douchebag; usually a Honda (or often Acura) owner who thinks they own the road.
I just saw a totally riced-out Honda run a red light and T-bone someone... What a hondouche.
Hondouche by edw007 May 14, 2016