hobodouche

A douche who is growing a neckbeard to look cool.

Jeff thinks his neckbeard makes him look suave, but he looks like a hobodouche.

by stuffricesays November 7, 2010

hodouche

A hookers cleaning device, specific to a hooker.
Or, a nasty name to call somebody you thing smells like fish.

Stephen is a hodouche, wow, he sure is a giant smelly used douche bag from a hooker with 6 STDs.

by Steevy D September 17, 2005

Habadouchery

Any place that caters to or attracts a large number of douchebags.

1. Don't go to that bar, it's a real habadouchery.

2. Nice silk shirt, you snag that at the habadouchery?

by UnnecessaryUmlaut August 27, 2009

honadouche

(n) a less-than-desirable boyfriend or ex-boyfriend who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole however not quite 'worth' a mother fucker.

(v) an act of douche-baggery which is more idiotic, slightly moronic and almost humorous considering the douche bag who is doing the act.

GP: and he referred to me as "the red head". Gawd, Michael is such a honadouche.

Pooter: Yeah, yesterday JB pulled a honadouche when he made a derogatory comment to a 13 year old girl.

by Glamourpuss October 15, 2009

holidouche

Someone that is a total douchebag during the holidays.

That holidouche just cut in line to see Santa!

by Goomy G December 21, 2017

homodouchaphiliac

A person who is a douche and is solely attracted to other douches.

I bet Brad is a homodouchaphiliac, he and his girlfriend are such douche bags.

by T-BagII September 20, 2006

Homodoochetion

A gay dooche bag that was around in the dinosaur times

Caveman 1: yo man look at Kyle over there yelling oogabiooga!! He's going apeshit. Caveman 2: what a homodoochetion."

by Eazy e on yo mom5657 July 12, 2010