Hamidouche 

A guy that likes a girl a lot.

Me: Hey did u see that girl?

You: *looking at her*

Me: YOU HAMIDOUCHE

Hamidouche by LmaoMasta June 2, 2009

Hagdouchefah 

An insult of epic proportions which is a combination of the words hag, douche, and fuck. Only used in dire situations when a quick and witty comeback cannot be thought of.

Josh: Hey you fucking fag, you suck.

Joe: Yeah well...your a...Hagdouchefah.

Josh: ...not cool, man.

Hagdouchefah by Jrod0708 June 9, 2010

Habadouchery 

Any place that caters to or attracts a large number of douchebags.

1. Don't go to that bar, it's a real habadouchery.

2. Nice silk shirt, you snag that at the habadouchery?

Habadouchery by UnnecessaryUmlaut August 27, 2009

hamtoucher 

A person who enjoys the the tactile pleasure of touching ham.

For christs sake... some b3tan is moaning about the lack of definition for the word 'hamtoucher'. They must be a hamtoucher.

hamtoucher by Hamtouched January 1, 2006

holidouche 

Someone that is a total douchebag during the holidays.

That holidouche just cut in line to see Santa!

holidouche by Goomy G December 21, 2017

Haidoochen 

The Arabian Art Of Channeling One's Pure Awesomeness Into A Display Of Power And/Or Skill.

HAIDOOCHEN!
Wow! You Haidoochen is really something!
Alex uses Haidoochen! It's super effective!

Haidoochen by Chaz Bernandes December 3, 2010

halfdouche 

adj. having the split personality of douche and non-douche

i am a halfdouche because i act normal sometimes

halfdouche by levi parker September 5, 2007