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Hagdouchefah 

An insult of epic proportions which is a combination of the words hag, douche, and fuck. Only used in dire situations when a quick and witty comeback cannot be thought of.
Josh: Hey you fucking fag, you suck.

Joe: Yeah well...your a...Hagdouchefah.

Josh: ...not cool, man.
Hagdouchefah by Jrod0708 June 9, 2010

Habadouchery 

Any place that caters to or attracts a large number of douchebags.
1. Don't go to that bar, it's a real habadouchery.

2. Nice silk shirt, you snag that at the habadouchery?
Habadouchery by UnnecessaryUmlaut August 27, 2009

hamtoucher 

A person who enjoys the the tactile pleasure of touching ham.
For christs sake... some b3tan is moaning about the lack of definition for the word 'hamtoucher'. They must be a hamtoucher.
hamtoucher by Hamtouched January 1, 2006

holidouche 

Someone that is a total douchebag during the holidays.
That holidouche just cut in line to see Santa!
holidouche by Goomy G December 21, 2017

Haidoochen 

The Arabian Art Of Channeling One's Pure Awesomeness Into A Display Of Power And/Or Skill.
HAIDOOCHEN!
Wow! You Haidoochen is really something!
Alex uses Haidoochen! It's super effective!
Haidoochen by Chaz Bernandes December 3, 2010

halfdouche 

adj. having the split personality of douche and non-douche
i am a halfdouche because i act normal sometimes
halfdouche by levi parker September 5, 2007
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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