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Hole Punch
Verb - the act of accidentally pushing your finger through toilet paper while wiping your ass and shooting it up your own rectum.
While aggressively trying to clean up the remnants of a vicious corn chowder dump, I accidentally hole punched my finger through the toilet paper and jammed it up my own ass.
Hole Punch by Cooches Inc. June 23, 2020
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3-hole-punch
3-hole-punch by iamsecretsanta December 4, 2009
hole-punch the vcard
dude, i totally was about to get laid last night but apparently she didnt wanna hole-punch the vcard. she wants to wait.
hole-punch the vcard by Mike Charudo September 25, 2008
three hole punch
three hole punch by ImNG May 15, 2005
The hole punch
Person 1: Hey bro why is she walking like that?
Person 2: u didn’t hear?
Person 1: no what happened?
Person 2: she was getting fingered all of a sudden bam she got “the hole punch”. Shit came outta nowhere.
Person 2: she has been walking like that for 2 weeks!
Person 2: u didn’t hear?
Person 1: no what happened?
Person 2: she was getting fingered all of a sudden bam she got “the hole punch”. Shit came outta nowhere.
Person 2: she has been walking like that for 2 weeks!
The hole punch by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021
3 hole punch
Hey Paul, "That chick was crazy....she let me give her a 3 hole punch last night."
But Bob, "The real question is did she go ass-to-mouth?"
But Bob, "The real question is did she go ass-to-mouth?"
3 hole punch by Hangin chad September 26, 2007
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