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To randomly or unexpectedly leave anything at any point of time without any notice or prior knowledge from the opposing person or people.
That was the last time I've ever heard of Jeff. He totally hoked me!
Hoked by Willietipit May 12, 2015
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When you respond ok,but you dont really care or understand what they just said
If x+2 equals 10,calculate the distance to the moon.
You: Hokeh
Hokeh by jforgotten2002 January 26, 2017

hokie kamokie 

An expression of extreme surprise or dismay at a totally unexpected event, or turn of events.
Tim: Rats, my on-line storage account just dropped all my back-up data.
Cindy: Hokie kamokie! You're screwed unless you optical disked it too.
hokie kamokie by LouLou604 May 20, 2010
Also, "haikeeba" and hi-keeba. An exclamation uttered during a kung fu move. First heard in a movie ridiculed on Mystery Science Theater 3000 called Women of the Prehistoric Planet.
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected! Hikeeba!
hikeeba by Sebastian Gorkamorka March 10, 2005

hakeem olajuwon 

The greatest center to every play the game of basketball. He had every ability a basketball player needed to have: offensive moves, blocks, you name it. A great man on AND off the court.
David Robinson: yo hakeem wat up bitch
*Hakeem Olajuwon smashes the fuck out of David Robinson*

Hakeem Olajuwon 

The greatest center to play in the NBA. He could move like a guard, score, pass, block, rebound, defend. You name it he could do it. He played the majority of his career for the Houston Rockets and then later played and retired with the Toronto Raptors.
Did you see that block?

Who? Oh, that is Hakeem Olajuwon Oh really.
Hakeem Olajuwon by david faustino August 29, 2012