hofl 

To hump on the floor laughing.

"WOW! That was funny-hofl."
"HOFL!"

hofl by murray cha cha March 4, 2008

hoflation 

The increase in cost for a date out with a female. Also includes time spent courting such female in social networks like Instagram. sliding in DMs, payin the check, etc.

Dude1: My grandpa had to spend 1/4 of the time and money to go out with Peggy-Sue. Taking Emmily out is super expensive and she won't even burp my worm.

Dude2: Damn bro, that's hoflation right there

hoflation by Rectalin Vader May 16, 2023

Hofling 

The feeling you get when you knock someone out

“When I hit that person I felt proper hofling”

Hofling by Humly November 14, 2019

hoflake 

A special type of female who thinks all of her problems are unique and special like snowflakes. But really she is just a whack as ho and no one gives a shit about her problems.

"do you hear Tina bitching again about her Boss? she thinks people care but she doesn't understand she is just a Hoflake."

hoflake by Brimbly23 March 11, 2016

Hoflation 

Definition : the upkeep of a promiscuous female beyond means of any normal female in a monogamous relationship with a gentleman.

Because of the hoflation being so outrageous men are scared to commit to females.

Hoflation by Hoflation November 9, 2023

hofland 

a very appealing last name great at sex used for only hot guys

oh he was so hofland last night

hofland by Austin Hofland February 23, 2017